Osama boeing laden💀

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  cars and planes take place in the same universe. in the cars movies, we see sentient cars boarding sentient planes.

  so, was this still a hijacking? how do you hijack a sentient plane?

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  • Mrkawfee@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe Bin Laden recruited radicalised Boeings.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Maybe the Towers were whistleblowers

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    • callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Boeings are built radicalized.

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Promise it 72 flights for Virgin Atlantic after the deed is done

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  • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    how do you hijack a sentient plane?

    I’m glad you asked. en.wikipedia.org/…/Ophiocordyceps_unilateralis

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    • vodka@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This checks out with the theory that the Cars universe is set far into the future where insects have evolved into looking like vehicles.

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    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Subscribe.

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think in cars 2 someone turns a MASSIVE boat around against its will, I imagine planes might also work the same way

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh man, in the Planes universe do you suppose the modern Boeings are like a family of losers and fuck-ups? “You stay away from them, they could lose a door plug at any minute!”

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• RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And we know this is a fictional story because we know that in real life, terrorists are not sentient.

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  even worse, that statue implies that France exists in that universe

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1000001807

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• ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In real life a sentient being went on a suicide mission to commit 9/11, is this so different

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• FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That would explain the explosions from the Inside. Because it implies that multiple cars destroyed themself to explode the towes.

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