The Snufkin profile picture paired with that comment really makes this absurdly hilarious for me.
Not sure about this one
Submitted 1 day ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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Echolynx@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 20 hours ago
I'm glad someone gets it!
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
ACAB includes *throws dart at board* nurses btw
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
ACAB includes throws dart at board humans btw
bhamlin@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Can confirm; am human bastard
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 day ago
Now it does!
silasmariner@programming.dev 1 day ago
Absolutely not. Lifeguards literally save so many lives. Maybe it’s different in the US with its weird power structures and motives, but lifeguards are more like the fire brigade than the police here…
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hey.
Hey.
It’s a shitpost.
silasmariner@programming.dev 1 day ago
:)
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ah yeah very different here in US. Our lifeguards carry M16s and routinely harass and deport Mexicans. Drowning is an arrestable offense
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
When someone says lifeguard, I think bored teenager by the pool making sure people don’t drown. Not the coast guard.
neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 day ago
Can't answer for the US since I'm not American but I do appreciate lifeguards
Darkmuch@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Most lifeguard’s are invisible, sitting there just watching for trouble. Others though are absolute fun police when you are a kid.
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m picturing an elite force of plain-clothed lifeguards pretending to be tourists with the same energy as undercover cops trying to buy weed off of people.
“Man, these snack bar refreshments hit the spot! Anyone feel like swimming within 30 minutes of eating? C’mon, let’s run by the pool and dive in, it’ll be fun!”
BitchPeas@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
They’d fucking get me.
craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
What’s an ACAB?
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 14 hours ago
Assigned Cis At Birth
potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
ACAB includes the health department too
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 day ago
Don't forget about the DMV
potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Especially the DMV
halvar@lemy.lol 1 day ago
quality shitpost
also couldn’t relate here in soviet communist hungary we don’t have lifeguards, in fact i don’t think i’ve ever seen one
Sonor@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Never watched baywatch? :O
halvar@lemy.lol 20 hours ago
in communist hungary no channels have baywatch, they have educational series on benefits of potato farming and about steel manufacture, but only on weekend
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And Firefighters too! /s
neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Can confirm, am a Bastard.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 day ago
Look man, I’m gonna swim under that pier whether you want me to or not.
individual@toast.ooo 1 day ago
and parents.
s@piefed.world 1 day ago
but they do actually protect and serve though
drath@lemmy.world 1 day ago
ACAB includes teachers, including preschool teachers. They are the core pillar of government oppression and arguably even more bastards than cops themselves.
loonsun@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
That’s great honey, by the way did you remember to take your medication this morning?
outerspace@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
It is true in Russia though, they are the first to fold helping to fake the elections and then indoctrinate children
drath@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Huh, I’ expected more awareness from the lemmy community. I’m not the guy to write long explanatory essays, but the message is serious. Just give it a bit of thought, like, what is it that teachers actually do? (hint: It’s not teaching, just ask any teacher)
LolaCat@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Orca with transparent speech bubble atop it