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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • LolaCat@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Orca with transparent speech bubble atop it

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  • Echolynx@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The Snufkin profile picture paired with that comment really makes this absurdly hilarious for me.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I'm glad someone gets it!

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  • carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    ACAB includes *throws dart at board* nurses btw

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    • phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      ACAB includes throws dart at board humans btw

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      • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Can confirm; am human bastard

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Now it does!

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  • silasmariner@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Absolutely not. Lifeguards literally save so many lives. Maybe it’s different in the US with its weird power structures and motives, but lifeguards are more like the fire brigade than the police here…

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    • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Hey.

      Hey.

      It’s a shitpost.

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      • silasmariner@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        :)

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    • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ah yeah very different here in US. Our lifeguards carry M16s and routinely harass and deport Mexicans. Drowning is an arrestable offense

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      • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        When someone says lifeguard, I think bored teenager by the pool making sure people don’t drown. Not the coast guard.

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      • neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Image

        the M16 in question

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Can't answer for the US since I'm not American but I do appreciate lifeguards

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  • Darkmuch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Most lifeguard’s are invisible, sitting there just watching for trouble. Others though are absolute fun police when you are a kid.

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    • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m picturing an elite force of plain-clothed lifeguards pretending to be tourists with the same energy as undercover cops trying to buy weed off of people.

      “Man, these snack bar refreshments hit the spot! Anyone feel like swimming within 30 minutes of eating? C’mon, let’s run by the pool and dive in, it’ll be fun!”

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      • BitchPeas@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They’d fucking get me.

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  • craftrabbit@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What’s an ACAB?

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Assigned Cis At Birth

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  • potato_wallrus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    ACAB includes the health department too

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Don't forget about the DMV

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      • potato_wallrus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Especially the DMV

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    quality shitpost

    also couldn’t relate here in soviet communist hungary we don’t have lifeguards, in fact i don’t think i’ve ever seen one

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    • Sonor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Never watched baywatch? :O

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      • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        in communist hungary no channels have baywatch, they have educational series on benefits of potato farming and about steel manufacture, but only on weekend

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  • NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And Firefighters too! /s

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    • neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Can confirm, am a Bastard.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Look man, I’m gonna swim under that pier whether you want me to or not.

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  • individual@toast.ooo ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    and parents.

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  • s@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    but they do actually protect and serve though

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  • drath@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    ACAB includes teachers, including preschool teachers. They are the core pillar of government oppression and arguably even more bastards than cops themselves.

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    • loonsun@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s great honey, by the way did you remember to take your medication this morning?

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      • outerspace@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It is true in Russia though, they are the first to fold helping to fake the elections and then indoctrinate children

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      • drath@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Huh, I’ expected more awareness from the lemmy community. I’m not the guy to write long explanatory essays, but the message is serious. Just give it a bit of thought, like, what is it that teachers actually do? (hint: It’s not teaching, just ask any teacher)

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