Future anthropologists would consider Pornhub a fertility ritual.
Well, I mean they probably... Maybe they...
Submitted 8 months ago by edg@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz
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AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Or an anti-fertility ritual
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“I only keep it for sentimental reasons. It belonged to me mum.”
Lawnman23@lemmy.world 8 months ago
ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
This gif always makes me giggle like an idiot.
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
See also perfectly smooth rock labeled “ancient stone tool.”
judgyweevil@feddit.it 8 months ago
Historians be like: it was venerated as a symbol of luck and fertility
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
F L A R E D
B A S E
daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Fertility rituals. All very ritualistic.
Booboofinget@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Length challenge guy are all rejoicing at this post 😅
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If you stick something like this up your but it aint coming out until you have an awful bowel movement.
edg@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Perhaps it was discovered in a midden? Your hypothesis would explain why it’s broken along the uh, shaft. Guess we’ll have to tune in to find out!
thebeardedpotato@lemmy.world 8 months ago
He said it was a fragment of a fossil cuttlefish so I was assuming there was more to this that was um… being used
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They used it as a pestle.
To make aphrodisiacs.
SandmanXC@lemmy.world 8 months ago
A penistle, if you will.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Afrodickziaks, and yes, I will.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It helps her reach God, every time she has it she praises his name, but it also helps her resist sin, she’s always screaming: “no, no, no”
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 months ago
Seven centimeters?
That's almost three inches which is completely unrealistic expectations.
edg@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You’ve got me wondering why American men haven’t switched to metric units yet. 7 is clearly more imnpressive than 3.
PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I use metric for 3D modeling and 3D printing. It’s a much better system than Imperial.
The USA actually did try to switch once, but as with everything we do, it was a half-assed attempt that didn’t stick.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
They’ll have drugs and penises in metric.
syreus@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Haven’t noticed anyone say anything about this yet but cuttlefish bones are flat thin discs. They sell them in pet stores as a calcium supplement.
Not a comfortable phallus if used in that way.
edg@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Cuttlefish is not really the best term for it. It’s actually a nautiloid that has a straight cone shaped shell. When living the fleshy part would have looked similar to a cuttlefish. The fossil is very fragmented too.