Since corona I know that in the event of a zombie pandemic people would knowingly spread that shit just to own the libs.
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Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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rustyfish@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nice meme and all but this sort of thing is happening in nature all the time. Amber can get eroded or crushed and will set things free that were trapped in there for a very long time.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Also, zombie fungus is definitely already a thing.
madjo@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Zombie Fungus 2026! Woooo! End it all!
oppy1984@lemdro.id 2 months ago
I take nuclear hell fire, thank you very much. Get it over fast.
Wildmimic@piefed.social 2 months ago
I find it fascinating that a fungus can take over an ant and use it's body to climb up on grass to get eaten. i wonder how the lived experience of that fungus changes over it's phases; does he get vision when controlling the ant? how does it feel to suddendly have legs when you are a fungus?
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I’m no fun-guy, but I don’t think it works that way. When you drive a car, you don’t suddenly feel like you have wheels. I imagine a zombie fungus driving an ant is akin to a person riding a Silt Strider in Morrowind—a body horror vehicular experience.
tomenzgg@midwest.social 2 months ago
When you drive a car, you don’t suddenly feel like you have wheels.
Not the kinda cars I drive, man.
graymess@hexbear.net 2 months ago
I assume not even that. Doesn’t the fungus just compel an ant to climb up high? The fungus doesn’t experience anything beyond what it normally does and the ant just gets a craving for going up.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wait until you find out about the Soviet nuclear bunker that had a bunch of cannibal ants.
And that researchers let them out to see what would happen.
My conclusion is that polish researchers need to read and watch more trashy sci-fi.
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Sounds like that one chapter in Metro: Exodus minus the zombies
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
But ravenous ancient evils sealed in amber is my only kink! pouts lecherously
Nikelui@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No, no. A zombie apocalypse is exactly what we need right now.
Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Have fun solving that with AI you rich fucks
dai@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Implant nuralink into the zombies, it’s a free market. -MechaKetaMusk
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’m game. I allready have a plan. Can anyone guess what the plan is?
Stovetop@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Die?