Story of my life
poor jeremy
Submitted 8 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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DominatorX1@thelemmy.club 8 months ago
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_(snail)
these two snails mated with each other instead, producing 170 right-coiled snails. One of the left-coiled snails later mated with Jeremy, producing 56 offspring, all of which also had right-coiling shells.
they also omitted this crucial detail:
Jeremy was named after the left-wing British Labour politician Jeremy Corbyn, on account of it being a “lefty” snail, but also due to Corbyn’s reported love of gardening.
trolololol@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You can love gardening and snails, they’re opposing forces
Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
Oh, to live in a polycule of 173 left leaning snails
jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
And thus was born the tragic song lyric, “Jeremy spoke in class today.”
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Why cant they just have a love triangle
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Based on a source from another comment, they kinda did.
ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 8 months ago
i don’t think they’d like performing in front of an audience. it’s hard, you see, for a snail to come out of its shell.
sad_detective_man@leminal.space 8 months ago
yeah can snails only have sex once?
catty@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This is one Jeremy who didn’t him it with a surprise left…
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 8 months ago
I thought this was me_irl for a moment
xylol@leminal.space 8 months ago
You lean to the left?
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 8 months ago
I was referring to everyone compatible with me mating with each other not me …
BUT coincidentally I do.
Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 months ago
me_irsnail
latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
Ooh, Jezzer! Oh, the drinking we could’ve done together afterwards!
AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
A perfect origin story of a villain.
Jeremy then goes on a crime spree, but he was caught early on because he is a snail… with a left-coiled shell. The shell prints at the crime scenes helped narrow it down to him instantly.
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
merari42@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Jeremy the incel in shell
saltesc@lemmy.world 8 months ago
In shell
Drawing pictures
Of fence tops
With him on top
Lemon yellow sun
Eyestalks raised in a V
The dead lay in pools of pale blue belowScientists tried to give attention
To the fact that his shell turned left
Snail Jeremy the Wicked
Ruled his world, butJeremy didn’t get laid today
Jeremy didn’t get laid todayClearly I remember
Pickin’ on the boy
Seemed a harmless little mollusc
Oh, but we unleashed a hedgehog
Gnashed his radula
Shot darts at mantles
How could I forget
He hit me with a surprise bump
My shell left hurtin’
Oh, tipped right over
Just like the day
Like the day I heardScientists tried to give affection
But the boy was something she wouldn’t mate
Snail Jeremy the Wicked
Ruled his worldJeremy didn’t get laid today
Jeremy didn’t get laid today
Jeremy didn’t get laid todayTry to forget this… (try to forget this)
Try to erase this… (try to erase this)
From the postdoc paperJeremy didn’t get laid today
Jeremy didn’t get laid todayspankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Perfection!
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 8 months ago
Him and the other two potential partners of him. But they have an alibi. Seems like they had a shell of a time (⌐■-■)
Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Take all of your things and get out.
illi@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Perfect candidate for the immortal snail that would be out to get you.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Fuck Jerry
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
Jerry?
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Oh is Jerry short for Jerrothon? Jertholomew? Margaret?
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 months ago
me_irl