poor jeremy

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• cypherpunks@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  screenshot of a (fake) tweet by @UberFacts with text: “facts” posted on UberFacts are rarely factual.

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_(snail)

  these two snails mated with each other instead, producing 170 right-coiled snails. One of the left-coiled snails later mated with Jeremy, producing 56 offspring, all of which also had right-coiling shells.

  they also omitted this crucial detail:

  Jeremy was named after the left-wing British Labour politician Jeremy Corbyn, on account of it being a “lefty” snail, but also due to Corbyn’s reported love of gardening.

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  • Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Oh, to live in a polycule of 173 left leaning snails

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  • trolololol@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You can love gardening and snails, they’re opposing forces

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• AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  A perfect origin story of a villain.

  Jeremy then goes on a crime spree, but he was caught early on because he is a snail… with a left-coiled shell. The shell prints at the crime scenes helped narrow it down to him instantly.

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  • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Him and the other two potential partners of him. But they have an alibi. Seems like they had a shell of a time (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

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    • Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Take all of your things and get out.

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    In shell
    Drawing pictures
    Of fence tops
    With him on top
    Lemon yellow sun
    Eyestalks raised in a V
    The dead lay in pools of pale blue below

    Scientists tried to give attention
    To the fact that his shell turned left
    Snail Jeremy the Wicked
    Ruled his world, but

    Jeremy didn’t get laid today
    Jeremy didn’t get laid today

    Clearly I remember
    Pickin’ on the boy
    Seemed a harmless little mollusc
    Oh, but we unleashed a hedgehog
    Gnashed his radula
    Shot darts at mantles
    How could I forget
    He hit me with a surprise bump
    My shell left hurtin’
    Oh, tipped right over
    Just like the day
    Like the day I heard

    Scientists tried to give affection
    But the boy was something she wouldn’t mate
    Snail Jeremy the Wicked
    Ruled his world

    Jeremy didn’t get laid today
    Jeremy didn’t get laid today
    Jeremy didn’t get laid today

    Try to forget this… (try to forget this)
    Try to erase this… (try to erase this)
    From the postdoc paper

    Jeremy didn’t get laid today
    Jeremy didn’t get laid today

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Perfection!

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  • illi@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Perfect candidate for the immortal snail that would be out to get you.

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  • cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Image

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  • merari42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Jeremy the incel in shell

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Why cant they just have a love triangle

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  • onslaught545@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Based on a source from another comment, they kinda did.

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  • sad_detective_man@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    yeah can snails only have sex once?

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  • ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    i don’t think they’d like performing in front of an audience. it’s hard, you see, for a snail to come out of its shell.

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• peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I thought this was me_irl for a moment

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  • Infamousblt@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    me_irsnail

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  • xylol@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    You lean to the left?

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    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I was referring to everyone compatible with me mating with each other not me …

      BUT coincidentally I do.

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• jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  And thus was born the tragic song lyric, “Jeremy spoke in class today.”

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• DominatorX1@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Story of my life

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Fuck Jerry

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Jerry?

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    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Oh is Jerry short for Jerrothon? Jertholomew? Margaret?

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• latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Ooh, Jezzer! Oh, the drinking we could’ve done together afterwards!

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  me_irl

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• catty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This is one Jeremy who didn’t him it with a surprise left…

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