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• lustrate@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Rainbows on July 1st? How dare you sir; corporate America taught me that those are only allowed when you’re trying to sell branded crap in June.

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Too bad. We’re here, we’re queer, show me your

    COCK

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ok 😉 Image

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Right here? In front of my Canada day?

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• DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He’s holding it upside down

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I will report it to the shitpost police

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    • diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ACAB includes shitpost police 🫶

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  • hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s no cord! Without it’s curly whirly umbilical cord how will it survive on it’s own?

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• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Here you are. One unsolicited Dick Pic.

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• Reygle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’d be interested in a status update as the days go by- how many tubesteaks do you receive

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Zero so far. Am sad.

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    • Reygle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami

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    • molten@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

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    • peregrin5@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🐓

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    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🍆 The audio was deleted?

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      …wade in and look you in the eye and say “This. Feels. Right.”…

      Superb, absolutely superb.

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  spoiler

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily

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• polite_cat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  thx bro

  i’ll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock Image

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  • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What a nice tail your cock has!

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• Snowies@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.

  Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.

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  • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Stamets can blackmail me any time tbh

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    • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Good because I have a video of you watching The Joe Rogan podcast and verbally agreeing after sustained laughter. You will pay me $416 immediately. No that number isn’t specific for any reason. Send soon or I send the video to your family and post to /c/holup. My linktree and Kofi is in my bio. Chop chop.

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’d first have to find out my identity

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  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can’t blackmail if I just say its a deepfake

    taps head

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• pan0wski@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thanks bro.

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• IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.

  Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I’ll message you.

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• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that

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• GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The only engineering they will do with me is the Smithsonian

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• IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  3==>,
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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.

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