Just one more for those who said “Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one” or “Oh don’t worry, I’m not going to forget you’re gay. I’ve seen your posts.”
Wanna show me? Send a DM
Submitted 1 day ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f081204b-1514-4beb-b80b-d02c37f60fd5.jpeg
Comments
slaacaa@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
He’s holding it upside down
Stamets@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I will report it to the shitpost police
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
ACAB includes shitpost police 🫶
hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 1 day ago
There’s no cord! Without it’s curly whirly umbilical cord how will it survive on it’s own?
brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Reygle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’d be interested in a status update as the days go by- how many tubesteaks do you receive
Stamets@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Zero so far. Am sad.
Reygle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami
molten@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.
peregrin5@piefed.social 1 day ago
🐓
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 day ago
🍆 The audio was deleted?
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 day ago
…wade in and look you in the eye and say “This. Feels. Right.”…
Superb, absolutely superb.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 day ago
THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily
polite_cat@lemmy.world 1 day ago
RBWells@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
What a nice tail your cock has!
Snowies@lemmy.zip 23 hours ago
Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.
Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 hours ago
Stamets can blackmail me any time tbh
Stamets@lemmy.world 42 minutes ago
Good because I have a video of you watching The Joe Rogan podcast and verbally agreeing after sustained laughter. You will pay me $416 immediately. No that number isn’t specific for any reason. Send soon or I send the video to your family and post to /c/holup. My linktree and Kofi is in my bio. Chop chop.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
Can’t blackmail if I just say its a deepfake
taps head
umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
thanks bro
pan0wski@infosec.pub 1 day ago
Thanks bro.
IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.
Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I’ll message you.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that
GladiusB@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
The only engineering they will do with me is the Smithsonian
IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
3==>,
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:davidagain@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.
lustrate@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Rainbows on July 1st? How dare you sir; corporate America taught me that those are only allowed when you’re trying to sell branded crap in June.
Stamets@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Too bad. We’re here, we’re queer, show me your
COCK
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
ok 😉 Image
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Right here? In front of my Canada day?