Disney, the makers of Bambi, the Lion King, and Up paid $4 billion to own Star Wars. They made a trilogy about death.
We didn’t expect that, but we probably should have.
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Disney, the makers of Bambi, the Lion King, and Up paid $4 billion to own Star Wars. They made a trilogy about death.
We didn’t expect that, but we probably should have.
Harrison Ford killed Han Solo. He was trying to after the first film.
Scott, is that you? Call the gang!!
I booked tickets for opening day to see it after work. I was browsing /all before the show and /r/4chan had tagged all their posts “Kylo Ren kills Han Solo, his father”.
Those fuckers.
And althoo with you.
I know it’s my fault if I still haven’t watched it yet, but I managed to survive without this spoiler up until now.
I feel like it might have been spoiled before release? I could be wrong but I remember speculation based on Harrison Ford talking about being to old or plain wanting out of the series.
Possibly. I didn’t follow it that closely.
Don’t worry, it’s not worth watching
If you want to know what happens after Return of the Jedi read Heir to the Empire and its follow-ups.
If you have seen A New Hope you have seen it, just imagine Episode 4 with more lens flare
I know I saw the movie but I guess it wasn’t memorable. 🤷♂️
That’s how I felt about infinity war and endgame.
I decided not to watch after finding out it was a 2 parter, then after endgame came out I still hadn’t watched it after a good year and a half.
Then someone spoiled the ending out of nowhere in a post and I decided I’d finally watch it.
I’m impressed you’ve gone this long.
What kinda spoilers for infinity or endgame? I’m curious as to what’s a spoiler for those. I know about the snap, but I know nothing of endgame (I haven’t see a Marvel thing since I went to an iron man 1 prerelease for work, and probably won’t)
Scott is a prick, and got what’s coming to him. Caw.
Scott’s getting murdered all the time.
The downvotes on this post are from the crows.
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Holy crap that came out in 2015? Thats wild