Cardinals most likely to be the pope

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• Geodad@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Honestly, a birb could do a better job.

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• MTK@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fucking discrimination! Replace the “a bird” with “black” and reflect on your bigotry.

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  • lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean, this is the Catholic Church we’re talking about. They’re not particularly known for fair hiring policies.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I vote flammulated cardinal

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• azi@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ain’t no rule says the bird can’t be pope.

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• harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why no Kyler Murray?

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• match@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  holy shit vermilion birds female vermilion bird (beige)

  male vermilion bird (brightly colored red)

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about (she is bisexual) (you are a lesbian)

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• ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Very informative! Thanks! I hope the next pope is a bird!

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• JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not to be a meme-pedant but how is the Northern Cardinal from Italy?

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  • fireweed@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bothered me too so I went and looked it up.

    Northern cardinal range:

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    Stupid meme made me go learn something.

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  • SpongyAneurism@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I too was confused about the indicated countries.

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ngl, I would be happy if the cardinal that lives in our yard became pope. He’s a cool little dude, and much closer to the divine than any human.

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I had a cardinal that would repeatedly bash itself unconscious at whatever window my dad was in. He liked to joke it was his mother. It went on for years. It was fucking wild. It was the same damn bird.

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    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They are not the smartest birds, that’s for sure. Pretty, and entertaining, but not too bright

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thrilling to the end

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• deus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My favorite is the red-crested cardinal(Paroaria coronata) but I know their chances to becomes Pope are slim because it’s very unlikely they’d elect two South-American cardinals in a row.

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  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not a true cardinal either.

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• morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Avian discrimination

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• flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is the a rule that a pope can’t be bird? I know he has to be a baptized catholic male and accept of their own free will (added after a tiny incident), but did they ever specify human?

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  • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The problem is that they have the say they accept the role as pope. So maybe a talking parrot?

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A Bird?

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i suppose if he was a Franciscan that would be fine

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