A person born in 2015 is 20 years old

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• Gustephan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’d tell you to get off my lawn, but I was born in the 90s so I don’t own a lawn and statistically never will

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• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nice shitpost. Got me for a moment, then I remembered how math worked.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Your age = your age minus how many years before you were alive

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      🤯

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• xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  this will make sense in a decade

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Truly ahead of his time.

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• TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A person born in 0 is 2025 years old.

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  • Greg@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nah, they’re dead

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    • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nah, they just don’t like publicity.

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    • M137@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Hey dead, I’m dad.

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• Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Can confirm. My kid was born last year and is 9 years old now.

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  • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s all the nicotine in the breast milk

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• LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I feel this post is 10 years too early.

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    ok, Rapetosaurus

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    • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I went to Madagascar over 10 years ago and didn’t see any Rapetosaurus, so fake news.

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I had to explain what “ROFL” meant at work the other day.

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  • dogs0n@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Dam i bothered looking it up after seeing your comment and 10 years of seeing it online makes sense to me now

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    • Saleh@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      LMAO

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• iamkindasomeone@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A person born in 2025 is 10 years old. Let that sink in!

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It has been an extremely long year already

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m sorry but you can’t do that as we’re full of sinks. We need faucets, people!

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• whotookkarl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A person born in 467953 is -465928 years old

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  • BleatingZombie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This meme was made by the signed-ints-for-ages gang?

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• the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yeah if you are really bad at math they are.

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• oppy1984@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Shitpost, but it did get me thinking. After doing the math, my ex’s daughter who I took to the park everyday after school will be graduating high school this month… and another ex’s son will be a senior next year. Yeah I’ve got nothing, time fly’s, blah blah blah.

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• throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A person born in 2034 is already one year old.

  These parasitic babies grow up so fast don’t they

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• nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Emmy Noether, is that you trolling us with your maths from beyond space-time?

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