Tender moments

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Good ending: they both were looking for friends outside of relationship

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Better ending: they found their third

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    • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Best ending: they both found out they weren’t happy in the relationship, moved on, and found their person

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    • frezik@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Eh, doubt that would be better. Among the Ethically Non-Monogmous, couples looking for a third are considered the worst. They’re invariably looking for a woman to play out the guy’s MFF fantasy. She might be OK with it as a birthday present for him or whatever, but it’s not something she’d choose to do otherwise. If they do manage to find someone, it often doesn’t go well.

      I think these couples need to put some cash aside and find an escort.

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Great ending:

    I was tired of my lady
    We’d been together too long
    Like a worn out recording
    Of a favorite song

    So while she lay there sleepin’
    I read the paper in bed
    And in the personal columns
    There was this letter I read

    If you like piña coladas
    And gettin’ caught in the rain
    If you’re not into yoga
    If you have half a brain
    If you like makin’ love at midnight
    In the dunes on the cape
    Then I’m the love that you’ve looked for
    Write to me and escape

    I didn’t think about my lady
    I know that sounds kinda mean
    But me and my old lady
    Had fallen into the same old dull routine

    So I wrote to the paper
    Took out a personal ad
    And though I’m nobody’s poet
    I thought it wasn’t half bad

    Yes, I like piña coladas
    And gettin’ caught in the rain
    I’m not much into health food
    I am into champagne
    I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon
    And cut through all this red tape
    At a bar called O’Malley’s
    Where we’ll plan our escape

    So I waited with high hopes
    And she walked in the place
    I knew her smile in an instant
    I knew the curve of her face

    It was my own lovely lady
    And she said, “Oh, it’s you”
    Then we laughed for a moment
    And I said, “I never knew”

    “That you like piña coladas
    And gettin’ caught in the rain
    And the feel of the ocean
    And the taste of champagne
    If you like making love at midnight
    In the dunes on the cape
    You’re the lady I’ve looked for
    Come with me and escape”

    If you like piña coladas
    And gettin’ caught in the rain
    If you’re not into yoga
    If you have half a brain
    If you like making love at midnight
    In the dunes on the cape
    I’m the love that you’ve looked for
    Write to me and escape

    Yes, I like piña coladas
    And gettin’ caught in the rain
    I’m not much into health food
    I am into champagne
    I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon
    And cut through all this red tape
    At a bar called O’Malley’s

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  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My friend was also looking for friends on Tinder. Now he’s divorced.

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Twist: they are actually in a polycule.

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    • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I keep thinking a polycule is a type of polygon and that it can be mathematically represented in Euclidean and non-Euclidean space.

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  • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    In my case, yes, I was much more desperate for gaming buddies.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Do you like piña coladaa?”

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  • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    In the pouring rain?

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• Cocopanda@futurology.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  She’s probably a Nurse who drives a Nissan Altima and cheats on everyone of her BF’s. Like a typical nurse.

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  • VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I see an Altima, I give them their space. Not trying to have my car missing a bumper too.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dish is a revenge best taken out. Or something.

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• GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I was just about to say. Figured it was bait but glad to see it was a joke.

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Plot twist: they look for dates on LinkedIn

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  • amon@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    LinkedIn and dating sites are hilarious juxtaposition - the opposite people are looking for each other and want to avoid the seekers on each site.

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