I will step on you and spill your food, my small friend

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• Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One of our dogs walks behind us so closely, he catches a heel to the chin, way too often.

  He’s almost 6, you’d think he would have figured it out by now.

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  • xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    is he a heeler? my heeler is always at my heels… the real annoying part is if i walk somewhere and turn around, he’s right there blocking me….

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dog: HI!

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I got a stray that hangs around and does that weaving between my feet thing just walking over to where I can smoke, because he wants me to pick him up. If I don’t pick him up, he goes from weaving between my feet to screaming and biting me.

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  • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He needs that nicotine fix as badly as you do

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My pet hate. People That Type Like This, Causing The Inner Dialogue To Jar Each Word And Confuse Titles And Names Amongst Regular Words.

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  • shiny_idea@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Those caps are meant to affect the way you read it.

    In this post, the capital letters (plus the “How To”) suggest a title, like a book or something.

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  • Lojcs@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I can read this at like 1/3 rd the speed of normal text

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    • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And in William Shatner’s voice

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I am just considering the post to be the title of a book.

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  • kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I hate it more when People do it with just a few Words, arbitrarily.

    It’s like they saw a Smart Person do it to Make A Point, and then they decided to just Do It All The Time.

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    • BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Almost Looks like a Page out of the Constitution (or pretty much Any Text from that era).

      Perhaps they’re harkening to that.

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  • adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    AtLeastTheyPutASpaceBetweenEachWord

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  • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Phrasing… I think you were trying to say “my pet peeve,” yes?

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• rasbora@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My cat would do this, AND immediately stick his head in his bowl to start eating as soon as I began to empty the can’s contents into it, resulting in getting most of it smeared into his fur…

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The car is simply asserting ownership. Love doesn’t enter into the equation

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• Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My cats just sit and wait patiently where the food is gonna be

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