I will step on you and spill your food, my small friend

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• Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  One of our dogs walks behind us so closely, he catches a heel to the chin, way too often.

  He’s almost 6, you’d think he would have figured it out by now.

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  • xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    is he a heeler? my heeler is always at my heels… the real annoying part is if i walk somewhere and turn around, he’s right there blocking me….

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dog: HI!

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    • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Soft-coated Wheaten Terrier- Will F D Wheaten

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My pet hate. People That Type Like This, Causing The Inner Dialogue To Jar Each Word And Confuse Titles And Names Amongst Regular Words.

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  • shiny_idea@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Those caps are meant to affect the way you read it.

    In this post, the capital letters (plus the “How To”) suggest a title, like a book or something.

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  • Lojcs@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can read this at like 1/3 rd the speed of normal text

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    • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And in William Shatner’s voice

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  • kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I hate it more when People do it with just a few Words, arbitrarily.

    It’s like they saw a Smart Person do it to Make A Point, and then they decided to just Do It All The Time.

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    • zedgeist@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      On the flip side of that, it tickets me when people capitalize some Meaningful Words as if they’re Super Important Noun Phrases.

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    • BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Almost Looks like a Page out of the Constitution (or pretty much Any Text from that era).

      Perhaps they’re harkening to that.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I am just considering the post to be the title of a book.

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  • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Phrasing… I think you were trying to say “my pet peeve,” yes?

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    • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think 'peeve’is more American because it’s modern American-informal from ‘peevish’ so it’s not caught on much in other countries. You’d probably.also be confused by ‘pet aversion’ which is actually the original and popular term, with a pet hate being the most slack of the two pets.

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  • adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    AtLeastTheyPutASpaceBetweenEachWord

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• rasbora@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My cat would do this, AND immediately stick his head in his bowl to start eating as soon as I began to empty the can’s contents into it, resulting in getting most of it smeared into his fur…

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I got a stray that hangs around and does that weaving between my feet thing just walking over to where I can smoke, because he wants me to pick him up. If I don’t pick him up, he goes from weaving between my feet to screaming and biting me.

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  • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He needs that nicotine fix as badly as you do

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is the third time the label “Jerkface” has come up on my daily readings and, so far as I know, only this one was you.

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• wolfrasin@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Knitting themselves between your ankles is a cat love language. Ever seen cat friends just walking together, bumping shoulders and tangling tails?

  My old kitty loves to walk me around the house, not even to the food bowl. We go from the cat tree to the other cat tree to the window to the screen door and she’s yelling and grumbling, hopping up for pets on the trees but she’s mainly about walking together.

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The car is simply asserting ownership. Love doesn’t enter into the equation

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  • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    /c/fuckcars

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    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Haha stupid auto correct

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• Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My cats just sit and wait patiently where the food is gonna be

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