Super accurate

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• Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Kid rock wasn’t relevant in the 90s (the generation he flourished most) and isn’t now. He acts like a tough guy trailer park rat when in reality mommy and daddy were loaded and supported him. He’s one of the biggest posers out there. Go clean up daddy’s horse shit boy stone

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He plays a character in Joe Dirt and I used to wonder if he was even acting, since his performance was absolute garbage. Turns out, he wasn’t acting. He was literally just being who he is IRL; garbage.

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• LeadLemming@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This chud built, and lives in, a replica of the White House.

  The White House is cool because it has history, stands for something, and has counter measures, a bunker and I’m sure tunnels. His is just a copy, never as good as the original.

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• griff@lemmings.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rid Kock is a spoonerism in search of a human manifestation

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  • ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thank you for bringing Rid Kock to my attention.

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• peekingduck@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Because they are too busy crushing natty ice, sucking down Marlboro lights, hitting up wal mart for some new wife beaters, heading back to the trailer court and slapping around their current Denny’s waitress.

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Say what you want, but that suit is the respect that the White House demands.

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Kid Rock makes music for dudes who know the age of consent in every US State.

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If Nickelback is butt rock, is this taint rock?

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  • LeadLemming@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He would be a hemorrhoid.

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• Mooseford@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He makes music?

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  • frog_brawler@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, for Elon Musk

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• benignintervention@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I thought that was that tiger guy from Netflix

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  • LeadLemming@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Plenty of time, the week just began.

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    • benignintervention@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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• crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  roses are red

  his outfit is too.

  they don’t think it be like it is

  but it do.

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• NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He really does just scream ‘I’m trash!’

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That shouldn’t count as a suit

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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is a suit in the same way that the thing the actor who plays big bird wears is a suit.

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  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This guy is a piece of shit but I don’t think it’s the outfit. If Elton John wore the exact same thing you would call it fun.

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    • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ehh, too jingoistic for me. I don’t really like flag based outfits unless it’s something like the Olympics, but I also mostly dislike that too (not the athletes, but the organization and the damage it does to areas it’s held in).

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  • reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In civilised company, it doesn’t.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh cmon guys, @ThePantser@sh.itjust.works , a tracksuit is a type of suit, isn’t it?

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• rustyfish@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  His Wikipedia page should start like this.

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