If trump shaved his head and didn't wear any makeup do you think you would recognize him?
Submitted 2 days ago by Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
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MrKurtz@lemm.ee 2 days ago
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
How did you get the Official Portrait of Agent Krasnov?
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
they sent in 20,000 magabran box tops to mar-a-lago for it. the back is signed and everything.
PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 2 days ago
He can’t shave his head. It’s a hairpiece
Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 day ago
he had a botched hair plug implant in the 90s.
mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Trynna hide in El Salvador?
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Oh no no no, I’m not trump. I mean I kill to be trump. So elegant, so handsome, tremendous thighs. Thighs like an olympic athele. Not like marco rubio, little marco, no thighs, no thighs.
5wim@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
everybodys saying it
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I don’t think I could with anyone except my wife and even that would take a minute.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Its odd that your entire facial recognition is based entirely on hair. Men typically don’t wear makeup. So that’s already not a factor. You’re telling me if you saw me for 2 years with long lucious flowing hair down to my shoulders, and then one day I donated to locks for love, snd decided to just be bald…I would come into work, and you’d be like “Who’s the new guy?”
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The question was if someone removed their makeup also not just shaved their head. For the question and answer to match the people in my response must be people who normally wear makeup.
ooterness@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It would be obvious the moment he opens his mouth. That stupid word salad is instantly recognizable.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
That’s not as problem if Russia grants him asylum. Worked just fine for Bashar Al-Assad.
Bwaz@lemmy.world 2 days ago
As soon as he opened his mouth (which he is unable to resist), yes of course
bdot@lemmy.world 2 days ago
absolutely! from what I gather, he is easily identifiable just from the stench
BassTurd@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I bet the Nazi vibes would still be prevalent.
Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 2 days ago
No problem. Few other people would have such a stench of filled depends and orange spray tan.
FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 2 days ago
The problem with him is that he won’t shut up. You’d recognize that stream of consc… of something anywhere. Hypothetically, if consent was given you’d have to surgically remove his tongue as well.
meliante@lemm.ee 2 days ago
His resting bitch face needs no hair or make up. Even in the complete dark he could be recognised.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
Yes. But only because I’ve seen this picture:
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goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Motherfucker looks like he sleeps in a space blanket and knows a lot about the Magna Carta.
grranibal@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
And he knows he swapped those numbers
Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Woah, he looks like a normal human being, why on earth did he put so much effort to choose to look like he does now?!?
Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 day ago
trying to hide his sickly white skin, funny thing is your skin becomes super pale if you wear makeup all the time.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 day ago
he looks like PUTIN without all the plastic surgery.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I honestly din even know having seen that picture. Like I run into this guy on the street, he’s just some dude.
Apepollo11@lemmy.world 2 days ago
This alternative Trump totally looks like he could be leader of the UK Conservative party.
theTarrasque@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Looks kinda like L Ron Hubbard (founder of Scientology)
madame_gaymes@programming.dev 2 days ago
He looks like Michael McKean (aka Chuck McGill)
Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 day ago
actually PUTIN, if he putin hadnt had all that botox or plastic surgery.