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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨diemartin@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Google says “send a gift”. I assume it means a sacrifice. I’d like to nominate some mandatory volunteers.

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The sinister six:

      Trump, Putin, Orban, Netanjahu, bin Salman

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      • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I like the idea, but it’s called a sacrifice. I think we’re supposed to choose people who will actually be missed.

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      • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Pretty sure everyone here can think of a sixth.

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  • loomy@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    here’s the neat part: you don’t.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just leave them alone. They just want to eat the annoying energy pests already here.

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  • Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Since we have already thought the thought about the spiders, it is now impossible to stop them.

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  • Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We only learned about the energy spiders three years ago. There’s literally not enough time to do anything about it other than hope they’re chill.

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  • hedge_lord@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t know why we’d want to

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Intergalactic spider-powered electromagnetic tentacled advertising droids!

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  • friendlymessage@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The shadows are on the move. The question is not how do we stop them, the question is what do we want?

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  • Coldgoron@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah yes, the bad ending.

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  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Simple. Just brush the spider off the telescope’s aperture.

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