Hey yo, hey yo
Blacks are the real racists
Call them the N-word and you get met with a fist
Unless you’re black, where’s the equality, bro?
You’re more hypocritical than your momma’s a ho
And your daughter, I fucked both of ‘em last night
At least one of ‘em had a pussy that was tight
Now your whole crew’s after me, just because I’m white
So who’s the racist, can’t be me, right?
Appers
Submitted 4 weeks ago by Yuyarl@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8e7a5ea2-80d2-4f7b-9490-16f3058199af.jpeg
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MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
impudentmortal@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Thanks for preserving what will surely go down as one of the rap lyrics of all time
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
It is without a doubt the most recent rap lyrics I’ve ever encountered.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
I didn’t preserve anything, I made it up myself. But I’m glad that you like it.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Him not being able to say the N-word without being called racist is the real racism, because the right have redefined racism to be “prejudice+ill intent”, so vaguely gesturing towards “crime statistics” and saying he just wants to avoid crime is just “bad experiences”.
Natanael@infosec.pub 4 weeks ago
because the right have redefined racism to be “prejudice+ill intent”,
They claim to define it that way, and then immediate after accused everybody else of racism just arguing in good faith when you’re pointing out THEIR malice against minorities. “You weren’t supposed to notice my victim’s ethnicity is different, that means you see race and thus YOU’RE racist” is the logic you can expect.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
How rap went from black music to appropriation by white guys full circle to racists. How did I end up in this timeline
ch00f@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I blame this dude.
sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
The Reddit post (content is removed)
The full post text, according to a different Reddit post
Any feedback would be great. I’m just getting started as a conservative rapper. Hey yo, hey yo Blacks be the real racists These democrat bitches need a fucking face lift Everyone knows conservatives, we got the harem Maybe you heard of our girl, I’m talking Tomi Lahren Going to town on her pussy with this big ass dick Her ass bouncing up and down while I’m playing wit dem tits Take it out and push her head down Shes sucking on my log, really going to town Shooting one off like American Sniper Cum rolling down her chin shes hissing like a viper Shes begging for more, she wants round two I gotta hop in my F150 tho I gots work to do The Proud Boys are under attack Some libbie scum, some gays and some blacks They hate us for our freedom and wanna smash our speech But we stand up for ourselves online and in the streets Pop a clip in the AR, it’s bout to get poppin Leave Tomi in the bed, her pussy a throbbin Yo dis is the real shit Patriotism aint to be fucked with All you liberals This is the first verse. I would appreciate any feedback Peace
skarn@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
Can’t even tell if serious or what.
Seleni@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Satire is indeed dead
TheBat@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You know what, I don’t think Tomi Lahren is going to appreciate this poetry, regardless of how much of a ghoul she is.
astutemural@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
‘Conservative rapper’ the lyrics ‘appers’ being ‘rappers’ without the hard r
papalonian@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
‘appers’ being ‘rappers’ without the hard r
Pretty sure it’s because it’s a subreddit, so it’s written as r/appers.
Garbage content regardless, though.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Kanye is this you?
hOrni@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Try “Put Your hands in the air, like You just don’t care”. That’ll be on an appropriate level.
db2@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
*hand
gon@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
That image is very funny. I have, therefore, left an upvote on your post. Thank you for sharing this.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
This guy isn’t a guest, he’s a burglar
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 4 weeks ago
It’s like US soccer chants vs UK football chants
USA: “I believe we’re gonna win!”
UK: “YOU SUCK YOUR MUM AND FINGER YOUR SISTER”
Stovetop@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
American sports fans literally don’t know any other chants besides “Let’s go (Team Name)! clap clap clapclapclap” for domestic games, or “U-S-A! U-S-A!” for international ones.
Montagge@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
We save our creativity and passion for the inevitable knife fight that turns into a gun fight in the parking lot after the game
AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Gotta give credit to the Nashville Predators fans, they have some decent chants, at least by north american standards. If a goalie let’s in a weak goal, they’ll chant
“MURRAY, MURRAY
YOU SUCK
ITS ALL YOUR FAULT, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT”
They chanted that at the (then) Penguins goalie Matt Murray in a Stanley cup finals game.
ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Unless you go to college sports games. They get really creative.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Some of our fan bases suck, some don’t. My cities football stadium will join together to sing the Eagles fight song. They even did it at the superbowel. Chief fans wasnt shit.
HK65@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Meanwhile in Eastern Europe: A STREAM OF PURE UNADULTERATED NATIONALISTIC SLURS
StarlightDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
“Yer mum’s yer dad, Yer dad’s yer mum, Yer interbred, You Millwall scum”
Sektor@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Balkan: let’s burn the stadium every match.
Farajo001@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
The average Latinoamerican: “Escuchen…”