I do this all the time when both my hands are full and I'm a bit excited in my pants

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• guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  But there are no buttons with genetalia on them.

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  • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    If you squint just right, the door close button looks a little sus

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    You don’t see it on the photo but “1” is literally just a phallus. Never go there.

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  tapes the paper over the camera…

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Please use boner to press button. This is NOT for dirty fingers. THANK YOU.

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• JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  OMG Brad it was one time, and I was on adderoll!

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• TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  “Enjoy the free show”

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• werewolfborg@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I did all these cock push ups for nothing!

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• Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I give that a 50/50 chance that the sign is a prank vs the sign is actually necessary

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    And the prank is on the 50% of their student population who coincidentally happens to have oppositional defiant disorder.

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• badbrainstorm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Down in the deep south

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  • baines@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    what else are you supposed to do when your hands are full of sister

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  “Why is it all sticky?”

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• JediMindTricks@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I do that only in Soviet elevators (They care about privacy and have no cameras)

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Image

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• hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  How big are their clits ?

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  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I read this to the tune of “How deep is your love”

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    You raise an interesting point. I thought of this only from the point of view of a guy using his cock. Can’t imagine a clit engorged enough to do this. But on a cold day I certainly could see a female nipple successfully pushing an elevator button

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    • CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Look up some geared female bodybuilder porn, you’ll be surprised.

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• Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  …Roll Tide…

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Yeah, well I just had a wank and didn’t wash my hands. What you gon’ do about it, UOA?

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• dditty@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Nobody does this better than JB (NSFW) https://youtu.be/U0WSa3VDiX0

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