I’m not sure which are worse, AI cultists or Jesus cultists.
"Hey ChatGPT, this new popular preacher in Jerusalem called Jesus is telling me I should give away all of my riches to the poor so that I can have spiritual salvation. That seems quite risky and I do…
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inkblade@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago This is not an historical meme.
PugJesus@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
While Yeshua bar Yosef is a likely historical figure, if one whose most famous deeds are likely largely fictional, historical mythology is also welcome in memes on this comm.
Donkter@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No this is a real picture of Jesus.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago i met jesus and he told me this happened last week
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I imagine Jesus had a massively cheesy grin- the kind a disreputable car salesmen had as they’re showing you a “real beauty”- and his hand out.
I mean, seriously. He certainly loved hanging out with the rich fucks, partying with them and stuff.
renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
- HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He also says to live like a bird in the field! God will take care if all of your needs!
(Note: He was totally full of shit and said many stupid things, because He was a dummy)
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago corporate slop, go live like a bird in a field and sell all youe belongings
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Also if your family doesn’t want you to join a cult, just leave them bro.
CoolSouthpaw@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Lol. ChatGPT actually being useful against bullshit here haha.
Taleya@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
That would actually be funny as hell if the us flavour of christianity got all angry at llms for not being Christian enough. Their desperate clank shovers could actually turn their free models into preacher bots
Glytch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s already sort of been happening with the Twitter AI. Musk has had it retrained a dozen or so times because it’s not racist or fascist enough.
Zorque@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ha ha yeah rich people are great they totally should never give any of their money to the poor
greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Yes, but also if someone is asking you to give up everything you own to be a part of a “a club of saved people”, that’s classic manipulative cult behavior. I feel like I can hate rich people and cults because they both exploit people.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago On the other hand, lending money to the poor…
PugJesus@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I hate to agree with AI and the rich, but…
- HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
BREATHE THROUGH YOUR MOUTH! jeezie creezie some dogs…
hellothere@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
And this is why I don’t like pugs.
Kanda@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Pick-up-groups are the worst, man
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ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“That does seem risky. Instead, try adopting him as your official religion but do it by just grafting his surface features onto your religious reverence for your emperor.”