I’m not sure which are worse, AI cultists or Jesus cultists.
"Hey ChatGPT, this new popular preacher in Jerusalem called Jesus is telling me I should give away all of my riches to the poor so that I can have spiritual salvation. That seems quite risky and I do…
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inkblade@lemmy.world 1 month ago This is not an historical meme.
PugJesus@piefed.social 1 month ago
While Yeshua bar Yosef is a likely historical figure, if one whose most famous deeds are likely largely fictional, historical mythology is also welcome in memes on this comm.
Donkter@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No this is a real picture of Jesus.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago i met jesus and he told me this happened last week
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I imagine Jesus had a massively cheesy grin- the kind a disreputable car salesmen had as they’re showing you a “real beauty”- and his hand out.
I mean, seriously. He certainly loved hanging out with the rich fucks, partying with them and stuff.
renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
- HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He also says to live like a bird in the field! God will take care if all of your needs!
(Note: He was totally full of shit and said many stupid things, because He was a dummy)
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago corporate slop, go live like a bird in a field and sell all youe belongings
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Also if your family doesn’t want you to join a cult, just leave them bro.
CoolSouthpaw@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lol. ChatGPT actually being useful against bullshit here haha.
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 month ago
That would actually be funny as hell if the us flavour of christianity got all angry at llms for not being Christian enough. Their desperate clank shovers could actually turn their free models into preacher bots
Glytch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s already sort of been happening with the Twitter AI. Musk has had it retrained a dozen or so times because it’s not racist or fascist enough.
Zorque@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ha ha yeah rich people are great they totally should never give any of their money to the poor
greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Yes, but also if someone is asking you to give up everything you own to be a part of a “a club of saved people”, that’s classic manipulative cult behavior. I feel like I can hate rich people and cults because they both exploit people.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 month ago On the other hand, lending money to the poor…
PugJesus@piefed.social 1 month ago
I hate to agree with AI and the rich, but…
- HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
BREATHE THROUGH YOUR MOUTH! jeezie creezie some dogs…
hellothere@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
And this is why I don’t like pugs.
Kanda@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Pick-up-groups are the worst, man
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ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“That does seem risky. Instead, try adopting him as your official religion but do it by just grafting his surface features onto your religious reverence for your emperor.”