Open Menu
AllLocalCommunitiesFeedsAbout
FBXL Lotide
AllLocalCommunitiesFeedsAbout
Login

"Hey ChatGPT, this new popular preacher in Jerusalem called Jesus is telling me I should give away all of my riches to the poor so that I can have spiritual salvation. That seems quite risky and I do…

⁨0⁩ ⁨likes⁩

Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Grumpus_Maximus@thelemmy.club⁩ to ⁨historymemes@piefed.social⁩

https://thelemmy.club/pictrs/image/8ed7b9f5-d618-44ea-883f-0a1f4d4a43d6.jpeg

original

Comments

Sort:hotnewtop
  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “That does seem risky. Instead, try adopting him as your official religion but do it by just grafting his surface features onto your religious reverence for your emperor.”

    original
  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m not sure which are worse, AI cultists or Jesus cultists.

    original
    • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      How about their bastard child

      original
  • inkblade@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is not an historical meme.

    original
    • PugJesus@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      While Yeshua bar Yosef is a likely historical figure, if one whose most famous deeds are likely largely fictional, historical mythology is also welcome in memes on this comm.

      original
    • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No this is a real picture of Jesus.

      original
      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        i met jesus and he told me this happened last week

        original
    • sober_monk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Isn’t it?

      original
      • inkblade@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It is not.

        original
        • -> View More Comments
  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I imagine Jesus had a massively cheesy grin- the kind a disreputable car salesmen had as they’re showing you a “real beauty”- and his hand out.

    I mean, seriously. He certainly loved hanging out with the rich fucks, partying with them and stuff.

    original
    • renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

      original
    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image
      sure hits a lot different

      original
  • Mulligrubs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He also says to live like a bird in the field! God will take care if all of your needs!

    (Note: He was totally full of shit and said many stupid things, because He was a dummy)

    original
    • IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      corporate slop, go live like a bird in a field and sell all youe belongings

      original
    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Also if your family doesn’t want you to join a cult, just leave them bro.

      original
  • CoolSouthpaw@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Lol. ChatGPT actually being useful against bullshit here haha.

    original
    • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That would actually be funny as hell if the us flavour of christianity got all angry at llms for not being Christian enough. Their desperate clank shovers could actually turn their free models into preacher bots

      original
      • Glytch@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s already sort of been happening with the Twitter AI. Musk has had it retrained a dozen or so times because it’s not racist or fascist enough.

        original
    • Zorque@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ha ha yeah rich people are great they totally should never give any of their money to the poor

      original
      • greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yes, but also if someone is asking you to give up everything you own to be a part of a “a club of saved people”, that’s classic manipulative cult behavior. I feel like I can hate rich people and cults because they both exploit people.

        original
        • -> View More Comments
      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        On the other hand, lending money to the poor…

        original
        • -> View More Comments
  • PugJesus@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I hate to agree with AI and the rich, but…

    original
    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      BREATHE THROUGH YOUR MOUTH! jeezie creezie some dogs…

      original
    • hellothere@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      And this is why I don’t like pugs.

      original
      • Kanda@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Pick-up-groups are the worst, man

        original
      • PugJesus@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Image

        original
        • -> View More Comments