I love to send the most absurd messages I can think of to steam scammers

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  if there’s no dead kids I dont want it

  Most sane original Fallout player who refused to play Fallout 3.

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  • Klear@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fallout 2 may still be the only game that lets you target kids’ groins with a sledgehammer.

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    • dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It wouldn’t have to be, if Bethesda weren’t such COWARDS

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  • Zidane@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I member “murdering” children in their sleep for infinite xp in fo3, good times

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• Linearity@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I do agree I liked the prequels more

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  • Apricot@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I really think Lucas ruined the originals by not adding enough CGI to them

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    • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thank God he fixed the old ones though

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  • Leg@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought they were brilliant. Had a blast with all of them. Darth Jarjar as my favorite character.

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    • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I was surprised how much I enjoyed the anti cheese edits to be honest.

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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one

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  • Grostleton@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    At least they were more original than the sequels.

    Not a high bar, I know, but it’s something.

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You’re right, the prequels have dead kids, almost no women, and heck, it even has a dear leader taking over the Senate and declaring himself emporer in the name of safety. Republican wet dream.

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  • xavier666@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Amidala kind of ruins the experience a bit

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• Tja@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Amidala: am I a joke to you?

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She’s secretly not human.

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• CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My go to trick is to check if they have Huawei VR2 driver game listed on their Steam games list. No real human is going to have it, and its part of an “increase your steam game count” script.

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• Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s actually one woman in the prequals but she only exists as a sexy forbidden wife of the main character, Mr. Macho Skywalker, and she dies as soon as he breaks up with her so it’s all good.

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• popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Y’know I hadn’t considered this pov.

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• crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Indeed. Vader/Anakin’s slaughter of the children has to be the darkest inference in the Disney franchise.

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• TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have a person who friended me, then like every 2 days for the past month they’ll ask “You there?” “hello?” “if you don’t wanna talk just unfriend me”
  for like a month.
  it’s a pretty interesting tactic ngl

  I also never unfriend spammers, so I’ll have them send like 3 Phish’s over the span of a couple weeks before they get banned. For some reason steam hates banning them.

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• AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I feel like there’s an XKCD where either the black hat guy or cueball do basically this, but shockingly I can’t find it.

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  • Klear@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Relevant xkcd

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I cast ANGRY UPVOTE

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    • jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      :(

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They say that dead children is bad but remember the live children in the recent Marvel movies?

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  • Maven@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I haven’t seen them. The children lived so there wasn’t much reason to watch.

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• morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Playtests are a scam?

  Actual question. I’ve never gotten one of these so I don’t know

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  • synapse3252@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Looks like a phishing attempt. Check the URL listed on the embed

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    • StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Looks legit to me, everyone knows the hostname valve[.]app579823[.]com is owned by valve /j

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• jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Your mockery of republicans is indistinguishable from actual republicans. You are serving only to swell their ranks.

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• Grostleton@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’d love to do this but not even scammers will friend me on Steam 😥

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