fish roast

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• TomMasz@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s not like the bony-eared assfish is going to clap back, not with the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all known vertebrates.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But he’s going to make America great again, for sure.

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    • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No boney assfishes about it.

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  • iheartneopets@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Stop, he’s already dead 😭

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Bro probably didn’t even know he’d just been roasted.

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    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      swim swim hungry

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• LolaCat@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  wikipedia.org/wiki/Bony-eared_assfish

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  • dphile@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “…assfish are soft and flabby…”

    Gold

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  • MisterFrog@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wikipedia seems to not be unanimous on the brain-to-body ratio claim. There’s a discussion link next to the citation.

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    • CarbonBasedNPU@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      yeah mola mola seems to have it beat >10x wich makes sense since they are dumb as hell.

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    At least the Latin name is still diplomatic, as always

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  • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I thought the name had to be edited given that it looks different from the rest of the text, but on reflection it’s just because it was a hyperlink.

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They roasted it because they know better than to do it raw

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• Starfighter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hyphen - xkcd

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  • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Bony ear-assfish doesn’t sound too good either.

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• ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Also, per wikipedia, assfish are soft and flabby.

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• RedSnt@feddit.dk ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  To be fair, not a lot going on needing a bigger brain 1+km below the water surface where this creature hangs out. Also, apparently it’s ass as in donkey, not the other kind.

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  • pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It is an ass fish, not a gyattfish after all.

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    • loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nyashfish

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• Nog00d@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  GenX be like, “…aside from your mother”

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  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Aside from your mother

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  i mean yeah why would they call him the assfish :(

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Where’s the ass?

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• Worthess@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can almost guarantee it that that fish was really annoying

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• humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Seems to have a really large head and small body though… ???

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• Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fuckthisbonyassfishicus

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