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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨realitista@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • negativenull@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    JD Vance:
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    • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t know… I am starting to think that’s the plan. That way they have somebody divorced from the situation waiting on the bench when shit finally hits the fan.

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      • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Eh, Vance being invisible so far is just usually how it is for VPs. I think people forget that the role of the VP is basically just two things:

        1. Break ties in the Senate
        2. Remain alive so they can take over if the president dies
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      • Microw@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Vance is there on Thiel’s behalf. That is probably literally the only reason why he was picked as VP. They dont need him to work or to actually do anything.

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    • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Who?

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  • maximilian@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not a shitpost. Just the truth

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sometimes you gotta throw in a factpost to spice things up.

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  • tomkatt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reported. This community is for shitposts, not real facts.

    /s

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  • Irelephant@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The kid is going to be nicknamed kevlar when he’s older.

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    • coaxil@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Meatshield

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  • randon31415@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why is Musk’s bullet shield ranked above Trump?

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      he’s has a bigger vocabulary

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    • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He’s smarter.

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      • bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Because he told Trump to “ssssh”

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      • SpraynardKruger@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        A “high IQ individual” is the term Trump used. Of course, it doesn’t take much more than the intellect of a 4 year old to impress him.

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    • realitista@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He’s the alpha, Trumps the beta cuck:

      bsky.app/profile/…/3li2etoup7z26

      youtu.be/QA-Gbia4eEQ?si=lYv6pwjGH7B3B8bn

      youtube.com/shorts/xo-yjYE5eZA?si=lUvMq6mIsk50x9X…

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      • MurphysPaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Holy shit I hadn’t seen any of this, been under a rock for a week. Thank you!

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He doesn’t shit his pants.

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    • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Prince of America

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  • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m quite…conflicted…on the use of children that young in political stuff. With Drumps children at least they’re older and able to be cognizant of their parents mental state and beliefs

    But Muskytina’s is what 4? 5? Ehhh idk, reluctantly upvoted

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    • grue@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s worse than that. Musk saw what happened to that other CEO and is using the kid as a human shield.

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    • HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Musk is the one who brought the kid into the equation, it’s fair game.

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      • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s kinda my point though, a teenager can recognize situations for what they are and take defiant steps if needed.

        Like a teen is going to recognize a photo op as a photo op and will be able to either decide to participate or be defiant and not

        A 5 year old isn’t going to go “My dad’s a Nazi, fuck his photo op I’m not going to the White House” he’s going to go “Oh me and my dad are going to a house that’s white! Cool oh there’s people here fun! They’re taking pictures too!”

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  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Surely the child has a toy bear or glove puppet that outranks Trump in the chain of command?

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Weakest link of the chain is at the bottom

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  • shaserlark@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s like people completely forgot about the secret influence that Hasbulla has. They don’t want you to know. But it’s Hasbulla who Putin reports to, Hasbulla is calling the shots.

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  • A_A@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i would rather vote for the guy in the tan colored suit.

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  • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Finally a political post that got a laugh out of me

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  • boredtortoise@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Add Putin’s

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  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rip Mike Pence

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      next time you hear the Pink Floyd song Mother from The Wall. Remember that Pence calls his partner in life, Mother.

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    X the 24th isn’t there in any command capacity.

    He’s just there to provide ballistic variance.

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  • dx1@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, Putin’s in charge, with his one hundred million dollars and zero sway over the entire Western economic establishment.

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    • adam_y@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Going to guess you aren’t European and you aren’t aware of what Putin did to our gas prices at the start of the Ukrain invasion.

      You’re out by a million miles (sarcasm, not exact figure).

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    • realitista@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Putin’s wealth is estimated at $200b

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      • dx1@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        According to…that woman with a book about his wealth? Article says 70 to 200 btw, not 200.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure that empty chair Clint Eastwood lost a debate to us on there somewhere too

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  • sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Divine Right of Kings

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