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Harsher sentences will also apply to bosses of online stores who let under-18s buy deadly weapons in Home Office crackdown
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Do you think the author typed that headline with a straight face?
This headline is so far from reality it should be institutionalized as a danger to itself and society.
Odds are actually less than a meteorite randomly killing him , and those odds are literally astronomical.
Billionaires don’t go to prison, silly. Billionaires are above the law.
But not above a guillotine
There is this one country where they’re not above the law 🇨🇳
But billionaires are below the blade of the guillotine
Billionaires are the law
As an American: lol. Lmao even. The European mind cannot comprehend American laws
I can’t help but picture some stereotypical British street urchin child (think Oliver Twist) buying a knife from Amazon.
And the avatar for Amazon just carelessly hands a child a long jagged grooved blade that serves no apparent purpose but gleeful murder
lol like hell he will. The oligarchs are clearly in control of the US
Americans give guns to their kids and let them play with pit bulls. This wouldn’t mean a thing to them.
0.00000000000% Chance.
He’d buy the Judge, the Jury, the Courthouse, The News.
More likely, it’ll become retroactively legal to sell katanas to newborns.
He doesn’t have to. He already paid off Trump, who will pardon him.
I don’t think we should be posting such pornographic fictions in this community.
that’s a pardoning
That’s an appointment to a cabinet position.
Chief Secretary of Knife Sales to Minors
I’ll bark like a dog for 7days if he spent even a single day in jail
Also, I will surely wake up in the morning with 60 billion dollars in my bank account
😂 the telegraph with the hottest out of touch take of the year.
I would be fucking ASTOUNDED if this happened.
Ok, yeah, I’m sure this is what will finally send him to prisons. 😂
Harsher sentences will also apply to bosses of online stores who let under-18s buy
deadly weaponssilverware in Home Office crackdown
FTFY.
UK politics is its own brand of out there
Does this mean online knife stores are gonna start carding?
Let’s hope so
Sure he could, sure…
Pigs can fly and penguins can walk on lava.
I’m pretty sure he paid millions to Trump to prevent prison
He could legit murder a kid with one of those knives and not serve a single day 😂
Shyeeah,. When monkeys fly out of my butt.
Can we get a real publication instead of this fantastical comic book?
BBQuicktime@thelemmy.club 10 hours ago
Could, but won’t. At most he’d pay a fine that would be nothing but pocket change to him.