blakenong

@blakenong@lemmings.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reserve your Cybersub now!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t get it wet!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Lebanese Villages Recently Destroyed by Israel⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Good thing he got elected…. right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Lebanese Villages Recently Destroyed by Israel⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What? No genocide Joe comments? It’s almost like the ML all left when the paychecks stopped.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ukraine: Zelenskyy offers to quit in return for NATO entry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Trump is incapable of comprehending this level of selflessness

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zelenskyy's approval rating grows to 57%, debunking Trump's 4% support claim⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like four percent, five percent, it’s just, you know, very low. It’s very sad. And the people in Ukraine, the good people, they just want him gone but he won’t leave. He has only six percent of the voters, but he still won. That’s a lot of voter fraud. Very sad.

  I don’t know about that because the American people, they know. They elected me twice with the biggest voter turn out in history. Maybe it will be more the third time? Who knows, maybe I will be king of Ukraine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pope funeral 'is being rehearsed': Swiss Guard 'prepare for pontiff's death after the 88-year-old warned 'I may not survive' pneumonia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yawn. My buck says the next one is a Nazi. Any takers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon boss Jeff Bezos could face prison over knife sales to children⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s an appointment to a cabinet position.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA | Man charged in killing of healthcare CEO responds to supporters on website⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahhh, Luigi Man. I can dig it. Luigi is the Man! Woo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA | Man charged in killing of healthcare CEO responds to supporters on website⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wouldn’t want us getting all excited again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA | Man charged in killing of healthcare CEO responds to supporters on website⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “US Man” haha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dinosaur teeth found in French customs check near Italy border⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What did you bring back from Italy? Oh just some cocaine and dinosaur teeth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨French foreign minister to visit China, hoping to end cognac tariffs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The real issues in life are the price of cognac

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poison on the airwaves: How Russian state-controlled radio spreads disinformation about the EU and silences independent voices in occupied Ukraine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How many lemmy users?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Erasing Escobar: Will Colombia ban the sale of memorabilia of the drug lord?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess I had buy mine before they stop making them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA | ‘Poverty is not a crime’: outrage after California city passes law targeting homeless encampments⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess it is now. Make enough people homeless and you’ve got yourself a pretty nice sweatshop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨January wasn't expected to break global temperature records. But it did.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re all going to be the hottest. It’s a trend. Hotter and hotter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Israel says it's begun withdrawing from key Gaza corridor as part of ceasefire deal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta make room for developers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panama formally exits China’s Belt and Road Initiative as US claims ‘victory’⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anything happens and Trump screams victory, claims credit, then criticizes it the next day and claims to have had nothing to do with it.

  Another day with Dementia Don

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canada | The City of Montreal has dropped Amazon from its list of suppliers, pledges to buy local⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Hey Trump, absorb them!” - Bezos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baghdad's first skatepark offers boarders rare respite⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can women is it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA | California bill would make AI companies remind kids that chatbots aren’t people⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remind adults!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worshippers killed in India stampede at world's largest religious festival⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You directly slapped the GIP (generic internet person) label on me and then respond with a pseudo intellectual self-own.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worshippers killed in India stampede at world's largest religious festival⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If this is the only place you would agree with me, you must be a maga Nazi. Otherwise, we have more in common that you’d like to admit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worshippers killed in India stampede at world's largest religious festival⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  God’s will.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DeepSeek Mania Shakes AI Industry to Its Core⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask it about Tiananmen Square

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Update on hibernation in Fedora Workstation⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This seems like a thing that should have a built in solution already set up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump wants neighbours to take in Palestinians to 'clean out' Gaza⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, that’s what Israel is already doing. Seems a bit hypocritical for him to be asking other countries to take in refugees. But, it is Trump we are talking about

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump wants neighbours to take in Palestinians to 'clean out' Gaza⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Immigration?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canadian CEOs Want More Guns, Less Bread⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Canada will be just like the USA within 5 years. Once they get the taste for lead instead of maple, it’s all downhill. Good luck, Canada, MAGA means all of the Americas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China: Chinese Communist Party Membership Positively Correlates With Citizens' Wealth As Party Members Gain 'Preferential Access' To More Valuable Housing, Study Finds⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like capitalism to me.