SLURM

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• synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dune 3 gonna be lit

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• Spiderwort@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That feeling when you wake up Christmas morning to find your chimney all gaped-out and smeared with lube.

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  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A terrible day to be literate

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My father died from a lubed up chimney.

    He slipped and broke his neck and we didn’t find him for days until he started to stink.

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• GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wimmy wam wam wazzle! Ho!

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• MITM0@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’ve given me nightmares, thanks

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• guaraguaito@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Advertising !futurama@lemmy.world

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• DickFiasco@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Lol, this is like “All Through the House” from Love, Death, and Robots.

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