DickFiasco
@DickFiasco@lemm.ee
- Comment on Good News! 23 hours ago:
Now this is the Hallmark movie I would watch all the way through. Or, the one where Big City woman meets up with her estranged husband at the Nakatomi Plaza for his office Christmas party. After thieves take the party guests hostage, she has to use her counter-terrorism skills to rescue them and stop the robbery. Also Snape falls off a building at the end.
- Comment on Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! 1 day ago:
Succulent judo.
- Comment on The Perfect Bear 2 weeks ago:
Looks like it was done using the spline tool.
- Comment on Baby Showers!! :) 2 weeks ago:
No, that would be totally reckless. They probably just used the soda bottle to prop up one end of the neutron reflector.
- Comment on Bloomin onion 1 month ago:
What is the charge? Eating an onion? A succulent sea onion?
- Comment on shag carpet 1 month ago:
Normally when I think of wobbegongs I think about cute, maybe a little strange-looking but otherwise harmless creatures. But then I remember that the tasselled wobbegong exists.
- Comment on Facebook 2 months ago:
The random spacing and line breaks are the chef’s kiss.
- Comment on The appearance of your letter spam depends on your keyboard layout. 3 months ago:
Hello fellow Dvorak user.
- Comment on Coming down your chimney 3 months ago:
Reminds me of “All Through the House” from Love, Death, and Robots. I highly recommend the series.
- Comment on So THIS is the correct way! 4 months ago:
That theme song was peak 80’s synthesizer.
- Comment on So THIS is the correct way! 4 months ago:
Turbos don’t work if the toilet paper is installed wrong.
- Comment on Metallica 4 months ago:
Nah, he’s supposed to be Hetfield. I mean the guy in the upper right.
- Comment on Metallica 4 months ago:
Who’s Kirk’s look-alike?
- Comment on Science memes 4 months ago:
dankness norm
- Comment on Iocane 5 months ago:
I’ve spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
- Comment on A sign of late stage capitalism? 6 months ago:
The sign tried to parse HTML with regex.
- Comment on arthropods 6 months ago:
Until they evolve lungs
- Comment on YouTube Tests Showing Ads When You Pause a Video, Calls it ''Pause Ads'' 6 months ago:
You earn credits by watching ads, which you can then spend to watch what you want.
- Comment on YSK that chiropractors are not medical doctors and "Systematic reviews... have found no evidence that chiropractic manipulation is effective" 11 months ago:
I re-read some of the comments in his voice, and it sounds right.
- Comment on YSK that chiropractors are not medical doctors and "Systematic reviews... have found no evidence that chiropractic manipulation is effective" 11 months ago:
These people, whoever-the-fuck they are, need to be regulated.
- Comment on The lack of "real world complaints" and "anger" in popular music genres helps keep the masses docile 11 months ago:
Damn, that song was written for this thread.
- Comment on Striking actor Stephen Fry says his voice was stolen from the Harry Potter audiobooks and replicated by AI 1 year ago:
I’m imagining this in “Little Mermaid” style.
- Comment on gender selection 1 year ago:
As a man with moobs, I finally feel represented.
- Comment on I hope Warner Bros. marketing is paying attention... 1 year ago:
Well, straight girls like dick, and liking dick is gay, so yeah.