Jesus never drove a car.
Also, the letter J wasn’t invented until the year 1524.
Jesus Christ
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over_clox@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Should it more accurately be Yesus?
over_clox@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Somewhere between that, or possibly Yeshua.
I dunno for sure, but if people really believe in the man, shouldn’t they refer to him by his proper Hebrew name?
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 days ago
IIRC in Latin the letter “I” as in India, was used for “J” sounds. So it would be Iesus.
DanglingFury@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Technically Iesus with an I. Probably sounded out the same as the guy who did my drywall.
wjrii@lemmy.world 2 days ago
or Josh. 🤣
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Ἰησοῦς is the original name, something sorta like Íēsûs
ccunning@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Take some responsibility for your actions.
JFC
Were we created in your image or not?
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 days ago
It is an act of god. Jesus is punishing the world for its sins. What sins, you ask, gay marriage and women voting? Hell no! The sin is emitting carbon dioxide. Jesus hates it when you do that. That’s why he made those molecules trap sunlight in the Earth’s atmosphere and that’s why he made the weather systems intensify when there’s more energy in them, resulting in bigger hurricanes. He’s really lazy, so he set it all up automatically to wipe out the human species if they emit too much carbon. It’s like the great flood. He told you never again. Next time you go emitting carbon, it’s gonna be heat, not water.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Like he’s going to let us into Heaven to trash it after seeing what slobs we were down here.
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 2 days ago
Can you imagine trying to fill out a life insurance form as Jesus ?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 days ago
That’s why he just said fuck it and cured the lepers.
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 days ago
This looks like a country singer waking up on the ground from a night of drinking. He only has the dog/horse blanket on him and he has no idea how he got there.
wjrii@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You’re closer to right than you know. This is “The Olive Press” by (in)famous white-Jesus Mormon painter Del Parson. The man paints Jesus through a very, very thick lens of the American Mountain West.
For the record, I had to look up the specific painting, but I grew up LDS, and red-robe white-guy mullet Jesus is a Parson trademark.
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Well damn lmao my grandma’s has one of theses, he’s praying on a rock with light coming down on him. It’s all greenish hue
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Wouldn’t be American Christianity without the cornerstone of white supremacy
Matriks404@lemmy.world 3 days ago
One thing I don’t understand about organized religion is why they don’t care about being environmently friendly. Isn’t Earth created by God in all of these religions? Why would they but talk about not destroying it?
01011@monero.town 3 days ago
Bible thumpers have a tendency to ignore the parts of their holy texts that would improve life for the majority and instead focus on the more farcical elements.
Erasmus@lemmy.world 2 days ago
And God said, Go ye forth upon the Earth and pick and choose which of Mine words ye wish to use to torment your brethren.
John 3: somethingortheother
Redredme@lemmy.world 3 days ago
The books (since they all share the old testament in one way or another) talk about it, us being good shepards and responsible for all beings. Just a little, but it is there. Somewhere in the beginning.
It’s just that we’re assholes and if something doesn’t fit our narrative we ignore it.
Just like all the books make killing crime no 1, but we go “yeah, no” when it suits us. (in war you may kill because i say so and you may kill that Israeli, westerner or arab because they are subhuman unbelievers/desert rags.)
The commandments are very clear and there are no exceptions possible according to the book. But we made those up anyway. Which is weird. Here we have the guiding principles of being, given to us by god and we choose to disregard them. Sometimes even in the name of god/allah/Jahweh.
Disclaimer: not an active Christian. Just had to go to a lot of sunday school in my day.
SuperCub@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Because there is an afterlife where you will live for eternity, so just accept fate and follow god’s plan for you—god has a plan for everybody.
Saleh@feddit.org 3 days ago
The one does not contradict the other. God uses the extreme weather to punish the destruction of his creation by humans.
Kurzweil@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I just woke up and my vision is still blurry but I thought this Jesus was Ryan Gosling
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
I wonder why Jesus used the hair split in the middle. How’s that called in English? Is it a symbol of his views of the world compared to the fascist views of his father? Yahve must use the big sweep across.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Carlin said it best
vale@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
no no, God is doing this BECAUSE we’re polluting the earth. if you stop and reverse the pollution then he won’t be mad anymore…
You think that would work to get them to stop?
Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The whole Noah story arc proves that God would totally cause storms to cleanse the evil.
Doing it Thalnos’ style and only killing/moving? the bad people isn’t God’s style. He could do it, but “God snapped his fingers and all bad people were sent to Hell, the world instantly became a better place.” Doesn’t get you a New York bestseller.