Fruit Loops!

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Obviously this frat-boy shit is dumb, but if you had to figure out if someone was a real American or a spy, this would be an excellent way to do it.

  Like if someone said “I eat musli” or “I like grape nuts” you could go ahead and shoot the spy.

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Grape nuts was one if the first American cereals

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    • loie@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah and everyone who ever ate it was like “oh god, no” and immediately came out with a better cereal.

      Like corn flakes. Itty bitty tortilla chips make a better cereal than fucking grape nuts.

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  • PriorityMotif@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Poor steve1989

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• hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  See I have to believe at least some of this shit was because the leader of that group was a federal informant. This is the kind of thing the FBI agents in Ms Congeniality would think is funny.

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• ABCDE@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Coco Pops, Special K, Bran Flakes, Cornflakes, err…

  Lucky Charms. Phew.

  Also, what?

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  • RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You have Cocoa Puffs and Corn Pops combined, I’m going to give you 2 points for that.

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    • ABCDE@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Very kind of you, but I can’t take credit, Coco Pops are a cereal in the UK.

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  • bitwaba@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Congrats, you’re now a Proud Boy!

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• helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cheerios Honey nut cheerios Frosted Cheerios Chocolate Cheerios And

  Uh

  Hmm

  The uh

  Errr

  Nah, I’m just kidding

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can I “join” and not name any cereals just to beat the fuck out of a bunch of proud boys?

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  • Botzo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought you only had to join if you can’t beat them.

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• MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was raised in peak cereal advertising. I can spout off like 10 based on mascots alone.

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Captain Crunch

  Peanut Butter Crunch

  Crunchberries

  Oops All Berries

  …crap

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  • bitwaba@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If cinnamon toast crunch isn’t one of the 5 you’re definitely not getting in.

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• Tedesche@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  *Froot Loops

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• DogPeePoo@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What are they doing to Old black man?

  He’s just trying to nap

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• lengau@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ProNutro, Weetbix, Maltabella, Jungle Oats, Otees.

  Five cereals that Proud Boys have probably never heard of.

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• Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  King Vitamin Grins Smiles Giggles and Laughs Frosted Rice Total Raisins

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