They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Cirious
Consume
Submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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TAYRN@lemmy.world 7 months ago
rustyricotta@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
That looks like intestinal horror to me
TAYRN@lemmy.world 7 months ago
My ex would probably have a few things to say about that! (kill me).
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Someone should create a bread of chicken that’s primarily fibrous matter and water.
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 7 months ago
I guess photosynthetic life has been responsible for catastrophic climate change before
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Whole grain chicken
pooberbee@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
You coud try eating the pellicle from a batch of kombucha.
hate2bme@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Pretty much all they are. That and 97% hormone.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Well, you don’t eat swords for their calories. You eat them for the iron.
yesman@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Existential horror has calories?! Never mind potato chips, philosophy made me fat.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“Do you want to get a bite to eat?”
“No thanks. I have Lovecraft at home.”
solarvector@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Steel might be difficult to digest, but it is very caloric dense.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
I haven’t eaten in three days and my stomach is still full of existential horror
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Guys I don’t think I can eat 400 owls in one sitting.
nifty@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That sweet, sweet exy horror 🤤
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
[deleted]EvilBit@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You’re misreading the diagram. It’s showing the volume taken by the food. So assuming a similar density, owls being lower caloric value per gram means the owls would take a greater volume, which the diagram shows.
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Lemmy sucks sometimes because I deleted my comment within less then a minute after I realized
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 7 months ago
They forgot your mom’s stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.
/s
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
As if she ever stops at 400
match@pawb.social 7 months ago
that’d be like 80 loads
idunnololz@lemmy.world 7 months ago
4chan version is that but with rainbow dash