Consume

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• MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They forgot your mom’s stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.

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  • eezeebee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    As if she ever stops at 400

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    that’d be like 80 loads

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    4chan version is that but with rainbow dash

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• TAYRN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Cirious

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  • rustyricotta@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That looks like intestinal horror to me

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  • TAYRN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My ex would probably have a few things to say about that! (kill me).

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Someone should create a bread of chicken that’s primarily fibrous matter and water.

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  • lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.

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    • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I guess photosynthetic life has been responsible for catastrophic climate change before

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Whole grain chicken

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  • pooberbee@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You coud try eating the pellicle from a batch of kombucha.

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  • hate2bme@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Pretty much all they are. That and 97% hormone.

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• AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Well, you don’t eat swords for their calories. You eat them for the iron.

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Existential horror has calories?! Never mind potato chips, philosophy made me fat.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Do you want to get a bite to eat?”

  “No thanks. I have Lovecraft at home.”

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• solarvector@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Steel might be difficult to digest, but it is very caloric dense.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I haven’t eaten in three days and my stomach is still full of existential horror

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• SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Guys I don’t think I can eat 400 owls in one sitting.

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• nifty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That sweet, sweet exy horror 🤤

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• Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • EvilBit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You’re misreading the diagram. It’s showing the volume taken by the food. So assuming a similar density, owls being lower caloric value per gram means the owls would take a greater volume, which the diagram shows.

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    • Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Lemmy sucks sometimes because I deleted my comment within less then a minute after I realized

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