A 12 year old drew a recognizable picture of another 12 year old? Doubt it.
I love children's sense of humour
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archiduc@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
MimicJar@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
You just pick something obvious and over elaborate on it. Big glasses, bright blue hat, etc also kids are mean, so pick a flaw, same idea.
Wilzax@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
They’re not wrong though
samus12345@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Hmm, does it count if the animal (human, in this case) could be omnivorous, but chooses not to for whatever reason?
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 hours ago
Herbivores can be carnivorous. I’ve seen plenty of videos of horses and cows cromching on baby chickens.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
That’s how I see it. I’m a vegetarian omnivore, if my life depended on it I would eat meat.
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
When I left my old workplace my colleagues organized a good-bye meal together. Standard office job, with regular guys. We had a great relationship and they knew I was vegetarian for 5+ years at that point and never had any issue with it.
So they asked which restaurant I would like to go and I was stupid enough to let them choose.
We ended up in a specialized Brazilian meat restaurant, where the servers go around with absurdly large pieces of grilled/fryed meats and would carve a piece to the guests. If you are a meat lover you can have easily 10-15 types of meats in a couple of hours.
Those assholes had a huge grin on their faces all evening, as I could only eat the sides from the buffet and had to refuse all meals from the servers about 12 time that evening. It was a truly memorable night, we even got drunk and laughed our asses off on our way home.
So yeah, not just kids can be assholes. We are still in contact till this day.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
That’s pretty fucked up. I love Texas de Brazil but I wouldn’t bring a vegetarian friend there to watch me hurt myself on all you can eat meat.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
While celebrating them, no less
Wolf314159@startrek.website 3 hours ago
I mean, that’s fucked up and hilarious. I’m a dirty omnivore and those places are no more appetizing to me. Those cuts at the all you can eat Brazilian places SUCK.
But surprisingly, when I want a predictable vegetable side while I’m traveling, I go to a steakhouse. Every other place seems to serve either microwaved bag veggies, fried bullshit, or something sad smothered in sauce. Go to a steakhouse and I can get a rare well seasoned aged filet and two steamed fresh vegetable sides plus a salad. The only reliable vegan places I’ve found are Indian, which isn’t bad, but is often not really to my taste. Obviously I’m no vegan, but I think it’s fair to say I love plant based foods even more as long as they’re not fake meat, fake cheese, or overly spiced mush. In a meat centric region that’s a hard palette to satisfy sometimes.
hobowillie@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
The fact that 5 kids knew well enough about the OP’s vegan status to use them as an example meant that the person probably never shut up about it.
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Or they saw him eating differently at lunch, and asked their parents why.
randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Makes too much sense, probably the victim’s fault instead /s
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
If they were classmates this info would be common knowledge after a few meals together.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
Or you know he turned down meat offered or was asked why he ate different food?
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 9 hours ago
They were literal children, and it wasn’t their choice. I’m pretty sure the “I’m better than you because I don’t eat meat” shit doesn’t start until at least junior high.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Does anyone actually say that?
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
would this text land differently if “public school” were replaced with “school”? 🤔
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 10 hours ago
Not like this would be any better in private schools tho…
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
Neurotypical here, i just find it funny without context. Its just a joke if its not malicious. The thing is, theres a line between funny nicknames and namecalling but sadly school kids often overstep it. Thats why school should teach them that its not okay. For example with my past waterpolo team it was a kind of “friendship language”. My nickname was bird or angrybird but we had all kinds of things like: microwave, hamburger, etc(all in hungarian tho because im from hungary) .
roguetrick@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I wish we used Magyar nicknames in our American locker room. I was big delicious but I don’t know what that’d be in Hungarian.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
Id say “nagy és finom” or “a nagy finom” are the best translations i can come up with.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 35 minutes ago
I hated school before, but getting trash thrown at me and I was the one called to the office to stop what I was doing.