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• Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “AND flight.”

  - Geese

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• queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Chickens naturally fly. Not well or far, but they can get in a tree to roost if they want. That’s why they get their wings clipped.

  Farmers take that away from them, so all they have left is fight.

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  • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Imagine if someone came along and clipped all the fingers off your hand…

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    • SeekPie@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I think it’s more like clipping some of your toes so you couldn’t run too far.

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    • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yup.

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  • averyminya@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I also want to include turkeys even though they’re not included in the image. Turkeys like running down hills, since they’re perfect runways for takeoff. Then they land in lower-hanging sturdy branches.

    It’s quite cute.

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    • Cube6392@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      turkeys straight up fly, they’re not even semi flighted like chickens

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Chickens can fly, they just choose violence each time they can.

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  • ThermonuclearCactus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Can confirm, I repeatedly got the shit kicked out of me by a really aggressive rooster when I was like 10

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• EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You don’t see kiwis here because they don’t fight physically. Instead they’ll ruin your life by trapping you in financial and legal problems.

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• kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

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• Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Fight or flight. Backwards, why?

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Its funny how most people don’t know chickens can really fly. A wild or yard bird roosts in the tops of trees.

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Begun, the Emu Wars have.

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• cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Emu vs Australia

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s their continent, they are just letting us live on it for now

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• maniii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Why Dodos never get a fair shake I’ll never know.

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  • Sylvartas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well, if dodos had a Glock they would not have been hunted to extinction now, wouldn’t they ?

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    • maniii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Truly, dinosaurs with guns ! Glocks to stave off the extinction of the species ! What a wonderful idea, I would have never thought of that, somehow I must have heard about it somewhere before, surely !

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• 8000gnat@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  the first two are really “holding” their weapons à la veggie tales

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Veggie tails holds weapons? That christen propaganda is a lot more hardcore than I remember.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Veggie Tales is Antifa

      reddit.com/…/the_creator_of_veggietales_has_poppe…

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• negativenull@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Crosspost this to c/linuxmemes !!

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Some people argue that penguins “fly” under water since their movements resemble flying much more than the swimming of other swimming birds

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  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And some people are serial killers

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    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      True. Most of them flightless for real fr

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