Imagine all the ripped buttholes.
Yeah but “You won’t like me when I’m horny” does not sound okay to say.
The Hulk would be FUCKING TERRIFYING if he only became The Hulk when he was horny.
Submitted 5 months ago by Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Sanctus@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 months ago
HULK SMAAAAASH!!!
moistclump@lemmy.world 5 months ago
With enthusiastic consent from hulks partners. AMA a safe word.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Try it in an Austin Powers voice.
AlainH@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That’s my secret, Cap…
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Bruce! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CHANGE AT MY MOTHER’S FUNERAL?!?
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Bruce:
begins putting the “fun” back in “funeral”
taiyang@lemmy.world 5 months ago
There’d be giant dick indentations on everything as he leaps from building to building. Just imagine you go out to your car and a big ol dick shaped dent on your hood. Oh the humanity!
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
“You wouldn’t like me when I’m horny.”
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That’s my secret, I’m always horny
Dremz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That is one horny shower thought.
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Hide the zucchini!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife! Cause they rapin’ uuurvrybody out here!
biofaust@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Good like having Disney depicting that.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I keep forgetting that Disney owns…everything.
lauha@lemmy.one 5 months ago
“Bruce, why does your office toilet have a reinforced door?”
“Ehm… Previous owner used it as a explosives storage room before I turned it into a toilet”
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
His pants are the only piece of clothing that doesn’t rip off. So it’s not that he’s swinging a lot of lumber, but he’s probably very aggressive with it.
Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Kinda thought you were talking about Hulk Hogan which would also be terrifying in its own right.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Well he did just rip his shirt off on the RNC stage. So at least he’d be surrounded by people who support rapists.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Now you’ve made me think about that gif. I know you know which one I’m referring to.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
Image
xavier666@lemm.ee 5 months ago
😡
👧🏻
😈
😫
💥💥🍆💥💥
wabafee@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Hulk smash!!
FatAdama@programming.dev 5 months ago
Don’t assume that we’re all initiated. What gif?
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
This one. Very NSFW.