That hippie!

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• apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The ol block of LSD to the noggin always does the trick.

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sure to knock you out colder’n a mackerel

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That cop clearly said “mackeral.” I’m not sure what it is, but it’s not a mackerel. Maybe it’s a town in Alaska!

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  • Kalkaline@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I imagine that much LSD would be expensive as fuck. Don’t the doses come on tiny little squares of rice paper?

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    • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, LSD dosages are measured in nanograms. 99% of what you consume when taking acid is paper.

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• huginn@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ahhh pre-fent cops were still blaming drugs for their unseemly public panic attacks

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes … that hippie threw a Large Structural Device … those things will definitely take down a cop.

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Seeing these cops illustrated in power stances makes me glad I never got into comic books.

  When you think about it, superheroes are really just cops. I mean they love violence and are always vigilant to protect the status quo.

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  • piratehat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Super heroes are a lot of things. Some are “cops”, some are individuals just trying to do good in the world. We heroes more than we need cops.

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  • Tryptaminev@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They are worse than cops. They are glorified for being vigilantes, who have no protocol or rules to observe.

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  • ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They are a form of law enforcement by definition.

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The difference is that superheroes actually try to help and be heroes.

    If they didn’t, they would be classified as supervillains.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tactical Fentanyl Cocktail

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Old skeptical cop questioning a witness housewife who saw something strange: “Lady… have you been nipping on the cooking sherry?”

  Younger skeptical cop questioning a witness housewife who saw something strange: “Lady… have you been nipping on the medicinal hallucinogens?”

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  an LSD

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• programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m betting for a fentanyl block, it does critical damage against cops

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  • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The lsd was spiked with fentanyl

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• aaaaace@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gotta be pretty strong to throw a Limited-Slip Differential, aka Posi-Traction

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  • Tower@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can’t make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark!

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mackerál

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• Raverbunny@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Def not LSD or he’d be awake and staring intensely at something trivial to others

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