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• empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Average general store in a small farm town of 550 people

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    we have everything you’d find in a big town, tanning salons, bingo halls, notaries, boat rentals… hell even laundromats.

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• Thunderbird4@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Turns out it’s just a canoe rental place that’s named “Laundromat Bingo Tanning Notary.”

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  • nathanjent@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a canoe rental in the town of Laundromat Bingo at the intersection of Tanning Avenue and Notary Lane

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    when your canoe rental is really going for the SEO

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• negativenull@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Patron: Excuse me, what aisle could I find content on ‘god’s fury’?

    Worker: That would be aisle 6.

    Patron: oh, excuse me. I misspoke. What aisle could content on ‘furry gods’?

    Worker: Oh, no worries! That would be aisle 8.

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  • kinsnik@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    for when you want to rock a Jesus’ cosplay?

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• Adramis@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  NGL I assumed ‘Tanning’ meant tanning hides, not a tanning booth.

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ditto. I’m not even entirely convinced that they don’t have a taxidermy service stuffed in there with their bait shop and canoe rental.

    The owner is the type of guy that you can ask him for anything and he’ll give you a price.

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    • myrrh@ttrpg.network ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      …so it used to be pretty common in small towns (pre-walmart mainstreet USA) for hardware stores to include a toy department, usually downstairs in the basement, much like how drugstores typically did double-duty as lunch counters…

      …the small town where i went to college, though, enjoyed a stereo/mattress/ski shop, and i never wrapped my head around that combination…one of the local grocery stores (pre-hypermarket) also had a full computer department; the most well-appointed amiga retailer i’d ever seen, replete with rendering hardware and video equipment…

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• HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  im so sick of this chain. its like all you see now is this dunkin and subway.

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How you know you live in a really small and remote town.

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• herrcaptain@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They should name that shop Potpourri.

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  • HarbingerOfTomb@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They should sell that too.

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    • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They do, just couldn’t fit it on the sign

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• Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The “tanning notary” is a package.

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• EatATaco@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The sign is funny on its own, this caption is just terrible.

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• Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In the video game “Arcade Paradise”, your grubby father has you run a laundromat that you slowly convert to an arcade. It’s a pretty fun idea. And, you get to play on the machines!

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• MechaGrima@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Laundry and tan… Why does this remind me of something?

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