Crank up Kickstart my heart and drive me to the dentist!
Screw Uber!
Submitted 6 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d1c0285c-14d1-4eb3-88d0-0c586f78e419.png
Comments
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 6 months ago
卄乇ㄥㄥ ㄚ乇卂卄 乃尺ㄖㄒ卄乇尺
Superfool@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I am into this, but I want at least 1in 3 corners to be taken sideways in slo-mo.
Also, can I have whisky and an 8-ball too?
nyctre@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I think they mean that’s for the client. I’d rather my driver not be drunk and high, cool as it may be.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Called an Uber Friday night. Dude was much more drunk than I was. I ended up having him crash on my couch.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 6 months ago
My driver can have a little coke sometimes, as a treat.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 months ago
“Brother, get the flamer. The heavy flamer.”
“Hell yeah, brother!”
NGC2346@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
“Take this trail road in the wooden area its a shortcut dont worry about your balljoints and berrings”
" Hell yeah brother !"
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
He didn’t say he would do anything you say. Just that he’d agree with it.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Based off the Firebird owners I’ve seen… he’d do it.
qbus@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Gork@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I like how the Germans pronounce it, with the umlauts and all.
Mo-et-ley Cr-ewe
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
When we came up with the name, we didn’t even know what umlauts were. I can remember it like it was yesterday. We were drinking Löwenbräu, and when we decided to call ourselves Mötley Crüe, we put some umlauts in there because we thought it made us look European. We had no idea that it was a pronunciation thing. When we finally went to Germany, the crowds were chanting, “Mutley Cruh! Mutley Cruh! “ We couldn’t figure out why the fuck they were doing that.
– Vince Neil
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
That’s great, thanks for sharing
Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
How does the band pronounce it?
bquintb@midwest.social 6 months ago
Everyone needs a friend like Todd
cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I got a bro like that. During the summer we like to drive around the city with a 6 pack of beer. We end the drive after I we each had 3 beers. Sometimes people drive better while drunk.
kamen@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I know this is satire, but part of me is afraid that it might not be.
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Screwber
recapitated@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Screwber
Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Great hood ornament, dude. Hop in, I’m driving.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 months ago
Sounds fun but I’m guessing an Uber is probably cheaper and less likely to land me in jail.
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I’d book that lad any time as long as he can adapt to hollering “hell yeah sister”.
BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 6 months ago
We're all brothers on this blessed day
Neato@ttrpg.network 6 months ago
Speak for yourself!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s okay, it’s the gender-neutral of form of the word ‘brother.’ You know, like ‘dude.’
But I’m also sure he’ll accommodate your simple request as long as you’re not a narc.
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Lol, I actually had to google what an eight ball was, but I was already sold at whiskey. So, clearly not a narc. Also not Spez. ^^
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I have a proposal…
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Cool, I’ll get the strapon!