NEW JOB!
Submitted 6 months ago by Maven@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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foofiepie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 6 months ago
My retirement plans be like:
ODuffer@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Dead end job
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 6 months ago
This man has won capitalism
Blackout@kbin.run 6 months ago
I'm gonna lie and put deceased on my resume too. They never check.
errer@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Great profession, perfect 0/0 work/life balance.
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Moving up in the world
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Working in the cloud
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Literally the opposite. Unless he goes with cremation rather than burial, of course.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
Guaranteed this guy talked about how no one wants to work anymore, or provided ‘insights’ on leadership/project management
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
IDK why I’m sticking up for a dead stranger this early but… is this kinda unfair cuz it’s just ageism? Dude might’ve been a saint or Hitler. (No, nothing in between!)
If you’re good at reading faces I have to take back the ageism accusation :)
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
He was a VP of some sort. You don’t get that high up without drinking a little of the LinkedIn/corporate koolaid. While he could have been innovative in his management approach, it’s unlikely given that management of people has evolved a lot recently. I’ve also worked with with a ton of people like this.
I am good at reading faces, but that doesn’t hold water in terms of assessment.
I am judging a book by its cover, but I’ve read a lot of books with very similar titles
simplejack@lemmy.world 6 months ago
BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 6 months ago
Talking about job security
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s always hard to see others living your dreams.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Order job
Fleur__@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’m currently looking for work at the cemetery as a deceased person hmu if you know anyone hiring
jaybone@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Whotf is Tom Luce.
nexguy@lemmy.world 6 months ago
New CEO and intern and janitor at None
user1234@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
Nobody anymore
Rascabin@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Dang. Even he got a new job. My “not selected for the position” emails are at 376 currently.
Anamana@feddit.de 6 months ago
The new normal
Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 6 months ago
I’m so exhausted. Just shoveling resumes into the void.
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 6 months ago
You get those emails? Nice.
misterundercoat@lemmy.world 6 months ago
(Gets a job by knowing someone) I can explain!
You didn’t have to interview? I had to go to through three interviews!
I’d love to get an interview. All I get are rejection emails.
You guy are getting responses?
frickineh@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’m starting a job search today and dreading it. There are only like 5 positions open right now that fit with my skills and also pay even close to a livable amount of money, so that’s not great. Deceased sounds like a great opportunity at this point - no commute and you don’t need a living wage if you’re not living.
slingstone@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Nah, dude. Just wait until the deceased field gets oversaturated. All the hordes of people wandering pointlessly, everybody trampling over everyone else trying to eat the organs of the living…it’s a dead end job that’ll get worse with time.