It’s “could have”, amigo. Never, ever “could of”
Wait, unless you want to say “Could ‘of’ be the word you’re looking for?”
Ok in that one case. But that needs the little quote mark thingies. So no, never, ever “could of”
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Banichan@dormi.zone 4 weeks ago
Lifelong? You could of set that up at any time!
Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
airbreather@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I could of course say this as well. It’s clearer with additional punctuation like “I could, of course, […]”, but I don’t think the comma-free version is technically incorrect (anymore, if it ever was).
Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
Excellent example!
I’m wracking my brains trying to think of another but I think you got the best one!
Banichan@dormi.zone 4 weeks ago
Obvious troll is obvious
EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 4 weeks ago
Man’s helping you not look stupid and you’re calling him a troll, amigo.
M137@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Congratulations, you’re dumb as fuck!
Rakonat@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
She’s an only fans thot, this is just advertising to her simps
shneancy@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
that depends on their definition of double penetration
is it two holes at once?
or is it two dicks in one hole?
the latter is significantly more difficult and for a lot of people requires training to do safely
wildcardology@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
DP = ass and vag
DAP = two dicks in ass
DVP = two dicks in vag
Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 4 weeks ago
DVD = digital video disk
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
DVDA= Thanksgiving turkey
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Gobble gobble
gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
i think it’s someones dick in the vagina and someone elses dick in the asshole
Fish@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
I guess you will have to do your research to find out which type of dp applies to this specific scenario.
shneancy@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
not always
foggianism@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
She is pondering to her male fanbase.
tehmics@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Pandering
ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
No, she’s pondering her male fanbase, the way one ponders orbs
zedgeist@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
What kind of orbs might one ponder of a male fanbase? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I knocked that out at summer camp of 4th grade. /s
ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You’re right. Lemme call some people…
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
As someone into this, you have to find men who are respectful enough to stop if things are moving too fast or you’re not lubed up enough yet.
I’ve noticed even the most sexually respectful men have at least a tiny pain kink, even if it’s just a little bit of an “oof” or squeak from going in too hard or fast because it makes them feel like their dick is bigger. 90% of the time that’s not really a problem (and sometimes you really do just want to get fucking pounded and feel that stretch so it works out for everybody) but a first DP really needs to be taken slow. And that’s even just from a logistics standpoint and even if you’ve practiced with dildos because you can put a dildo at any angle you damn well please but a dick is attached to a wholeass person that has their own comfort needs including what angles can be held and for how long.
So you need to find men you trust enough to not get carried away and be constantly checking in even nonverbally that your body is relaxed and you’re not wincing or moaning in the wrong way and it’s hard to find one guy like that, and generally men that care that much about your wellbeing are also the men who are staying around for a long-term relationship, and THOSE men are almost to a man monogamous. So you can almost definitely find one guy that’s willing to go slow enough for anal to be enjoyable, or to insert a dildo into your vagina or anus while also fucking you but the guys who are respectful enough for that to actually be enjoyable are rarely the ones who want to share. Last time I was even in a threeway it was the dude that wound up getting doubled so like.
loie@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Did not expect to learn this today or any day really but definitely not today
jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
This
guygal fucks.Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
A shocking number of women are just absolute fucking freaks once you remove the consequences of being a freak, namely both intentional and unintentional physical injury, but also social consequences and unwanted pregnancy. Because I’m so open about this kind of thing I actually get a lot of women asking for advice on stuff like anal or restraints. Those women are out there, and dare I say even common, they just have to feel safe enough to let that shit out. When you make sure it’s completely her choice and she knows you’ll do everything in your power to make sure it doesn’t hurt and she’ll have the utmost privacy and won’t be forced to carry an unwanted pregnancy you might be shocked what many women will even ask to do.
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
No, no I just pretty much ruined sex for me by myself. Thanks for trying to cheer me up though.
Banichan@dormi.zone 4 weeks ago
Image
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
it’s ok the 50+ other people did
pyre@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
do you set out to look dumber with every content or is it just happenstance?
ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It’s either a really ham-fisted troll, or the most socially inept moron I’ve seen online in a decade. Interchangeable, really.
KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Damn, reading this makes me feel lucky to be part of a kink/sex community that has a lot of respectful guys. I wanna do it but I’ve not done anal even, so we shall see.
theangryseal@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Reading this just reminds me how vanilla I am. Like, I’ll watch y’all get down for four minutes on video one Tuesday a month, but naaah, I’m good on the actually being there and being a part of it part.
KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Lol, why specifically on a Tuesday?
Nothing wrong with vanilla, if you’re happy with what you are, that’s all that counts.
I enjoy the excitement of group sex and having sex with different partners. I don’t orgasm with other people, so for me it’s just the novel excitement and intimacy. But because I enjoy it doesn’t mean anyone else needs to.
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
It’s mostly me cussing out the government for not paying me or my coworkers enough to really provide good mental health care and weird historical and multicultural funeral traditions.
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Currently smashing that like button
MTK@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I didn’t think pain kink is common. As a guy, if my partner seems in pain I instantly lose half my erection out of worry that I hurt them.
timestatic@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Damn, I didn’t expect to get this insightful knowledge about womens takes on DP today!