Comment on Fisker now expects to go bankrupt within 30 days

cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fickars the blade company also makes Gerber products. The knives, not the Baby food.

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  • negativeyoda@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Babies can eat knives if they’re brave enough

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    • JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can eat anything, once.

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      • Thassodar@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “It’s not a war crime the first time.”

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      • ItsGhost@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Turns out knives you can eat a surprising number of before it kills you

        Account of a Man Who Lived Ten Years, after Having Swallowed a Number of Clasp-Knives

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    • wahming@monyet.cc ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Have you met babies? They’ll eat anything, period. Except their food. That’s half the challenge in parenting.

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      • negativeyoda@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yes, then they become toddlers and anything besides pizza or chicken nuggets is you trying to poison them

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    • bitwaba@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Anything’s a baby if you’re prave enough?

      Amidoinitright?

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      • Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Image

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  • triptrapper@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Knives, the cutting implement? Not The Knife, the Swedish electronic band?

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  • PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    and Gerber the knife brand used to be an absolute seal of quality but now the majority of their items are cheap chinese-manufactured garbage. Only the top dollar knives are still any good. It’s quite sad really.

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Everything has worsened, Leatherman isn’t the company it used to be either.

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• maniel@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s Fiskars

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  • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I bet they’d make a sharp looking car

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    • moistclump@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Really cutting edge.

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      • TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Stop with the puns… We get the point

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• Fisk400@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In the irradiated wasteland after the climate wars there will be a blacksmith somewhere stamping Fiskars on the crude sheers he uses to shave his two headed sheep.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Then he will be zapped for trademark infringement with an orbital laser operated by the space oligarchs.

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  TIL it’s spelled Fiskar

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• nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I was pretty worried about that TBH. I don’t buy them frequently but that’s because they’re usually good tools that last.

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• czardestructo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They also make wonderful axes and mauls I use to abuse trees and let all my anger out. A by product of this behavior is I also get to heat my home in the cold months.

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  • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Their lawn weed puller is legit also.

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• iFarmGolems@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Phew! Close one.

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