Comment on Most legible scottish person

PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• ladicius@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thanks for translating. As a non native English speaker I nearly got a stroke trying to understand these… words.

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  • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To assist:

    • Lesbo: short for lesbian
    • Pish: an expression of frustration
    • Bangin’: hot
    • nd: and
    • ye: you
    • am no: I’m not
    • tae: to
    • yer: your
    • pal: friend
    • shag: have sex with

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    • punkwalrus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I got all of that except “shag ye x,” because it sounds like “shah (fuck) you x,” where “x” is the subject that is a bit vague. Like, “I’m trying to shag you, love?” or “Fuck your ex,” as in, the lady person you broke up with?

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      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “x” is a kiss, used as an informal “yours truly” in British English digital correspondence

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      • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I could be wrong, but I thought the x at the end was just a cutesy sign-off. Like “xoxo” type of thing.

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      • ZeroTHM@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Pretty sure it’s the x in “xoxo”, the old convention for hugs and kisses.

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  • x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a native English speaker I nearly got a stroke trying to figure out what it said

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    • cmbabul@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I had to imagine Karen Gillian saying it

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      • Xanvial@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oi

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      • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Mine was Fern Brady!

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  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a native English speaker, me too.

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  • ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Should watch still game

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The Scottish pensioner is what?

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      • lseif@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        it’s not a contraction, it’s possession.

        the Scottish pensioner’s [dialogue]

        where the last word is omitted for brevity

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    • KnightontheSun@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I unabashedly used subs and thoroughly enjoyed the entire series. Top ten comedies in my book and I am olde.

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      • ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Personally father ted takes the cake in my books I’ve still got father Jack Hacketts wise words ingrained into my head

        • drink feck arse girls

        .such words of poetry such words of expression these words are moving pieces of poetry

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• neptune@dmv.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Isn’t “coming from you” a put down? Or does it more mean “you care about fashion and looks, so obviously you know”?

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s an amplifier. “You’re hot” makes it mean “someone as hot as you thinks I’m hot? Damn”, “you smell terrible” makes it mean “how the fuck do you of all people even notice my small with that rank odor”

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    • x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “You’re hot”

      Reminds me of that one scene in arcane

      You’re hot, cupcake

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      • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Can’t wait for a second season. That shit was too good!

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  • jpeps@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s ambiguous, but the 👸 emoji solidifies it as a positive comment.

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• CobblerScholar@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …And she says, “thanks” knowing I’m a lesbian and appreciate female beauty sexually taking the complement more intensely. I ain’t just being…

  ITIFTFY?

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• phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think gays and straights have the same problem, though.

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• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where i come from a shag is a party

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  • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s a shag, a noun. What about the verb, to shag?

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  • teuast@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    where i come from it’s a carpet

    or just particularly thick pubes

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• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s how I read it too.

  Also, this is how a girl politely turns you down. I take heart that lesbians are in the same boat as hetero guys when it comes to this struggle. I read this and think “oh, girls are bad at this too!”

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