Comment on dating

Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  To be fair you probably want to be catcalled by pretty women instead of 50 year old strangers.

  What I am trying to say is have you considered putting on a maid uniform before catcalling?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I honestly don’t care. I’m pansexual.

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    • Typotyper@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      😏 How you doin?

      I’m Schrödinger’s old dude, I might be hot I might not. (Best to never know)

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      • okmko@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I’ll always be uncertaintly hot as long as you don’t look at my Insta.

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    • okmko@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Damn. Plot twist.

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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    yeah that checks out tbh

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• okmko@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hey baby, I like the way you walk down that stare with that blank, emotionless stare like you’re deep in boredom.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I do share the same sentiment as women upon being told I should smile more. Maybe if the world wasn’t so fucked up I would. 🤷‍♂️

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    • okmko@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nah, bebe, like the way you don’t_ smile. Mmm yeah, those completely flat lips go straight to the heart.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Now THERE’S a dating website conversation starter. They’ll either run in terror or become an item :)

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• tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  heeey bby, is that a baseball bat in your trousers or are you happy to - oh shit! - it’s a baseball bat, run! run like the dickens!

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    When you catcall Ness but your name is Pokey.

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• MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hey! I bet you’re a really cool person!

  Am I doing this right?

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• faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can’t catcall somebody with a dog avatar. Geeze, work with me here.

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• Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Man I feel this but at the same time idk wtf I’d do if it actually happened. Like if some cutie started cataccling me I’d be like ‘wait me? For real? No wait really? Are you sure? Have you had your eyes checked?’

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  • okmko@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I have actually been catcalled before, but it was in somewhat close proximity. It was in Vegas and it was a group of girls who were walking toward me and one yelled, “Hey! She likes your hair!” (I have anime-esque hair)

    I was more confused than anything, then embarrassed, then amused. Us guys get so little attention that I’ve been going out of my way to compliment other guys in a non-flurting way.

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    • Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nice! Yeah I make sure to comment on dudes shirts and such. We all need to support each other out there

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And there’s the problem. You went straight to it being a cutie. To make it comparable, it should probably be Roseanne.

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    • Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I feel the reaction would still be the same lmao but valid point.

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• gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Too real

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• gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

  this should go into the !microblogmemes@lemmy.world community definitely (btw i fully understand and share your sentiment)

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