Comment on Dubba bubba

shittydwarf@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Technically it’s not bestiality if only the horse got off.” -MAGA probably

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If the horse legitimately doesn’t want it, the horse’s body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.

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    • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s nothing more American than the love between a man and a horse. Trump is a true red blooded all-American cowboy who isn’t afraid to do and say what we’re all thinking!

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But, then MAGA would judge trump as a beta cuck, who engages in sexual activities but isn’t allowed to get off.

    Hey, I don’t make the rules. I barely understand them. These are their rules, but no matter how you slice it, they’ll have to move the goalposts to justify sleeping with a horse.

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    • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t think any sleeping was involved

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• Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Probably Bill. Trump sucking off a horse wouldn’t hit MAGA as hard as “being gay” I think. Most MAGA have probably had similar experiences with farm animals

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Queue in MAGA going on the defensive saying who doesn’t want to give their homies a blowjob

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And then doing it on a live stream to show how it’s completely normal.

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      • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        didn’t a alr right nazi shoved a dildo up his arse on live stream to “own the libs”?

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        yhea, it happened

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      OMG, if we end up with magas advocating for brojobs I’ll be sooooooo happy.

      CHOO CHOO

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      • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        There has to be a point where the cognitive dissonance actually starts doing something right?

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    • curbstickle@anarchist.nexus ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Cue, BTW.

      Queue is for making a line, cue is the signal for them to say their lines.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “homies blow homies” might be a step far for me.

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      • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Hope one get you get real homies who help each other.

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• darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Por que no los dos?

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• acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Look at how he dances. Clearly both at the same time.

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