Comment on Lara Croft is a Sociopath

Burninator05@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Check the manual for Super Mario Bros. The original on NES.

  Mario is described as “The hero of our story (maybe)”

  Which is kind of a weird way to describe the main character.

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  • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The synopsis in the manual also states that Bowser turned the residents of the Mushroom Kingdom into “stones, bricks, and field horse-hair plants.” In a given playthrough, most players probably smash a lot of bricks. Bricks which used to be Mushroom Kingdom people, who are now dead. Because Mario killed them.

    It’s a big maybe on Mario being the hero because he may or may not actually succeed in reaching Bowser and rescuing the princess depending on how much the player happens to suck, and/or of Luigi winds up being the victor instead.

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    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I mean, pretty sure getting turned into a brick killed them first

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      • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I think the implication is supposed to be that when you beat Bowser they’ll be turned back.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Actually, if Luigi wins, Mario still wins. There’s 3 Marios. Mario Mario, and Luigi Mario.

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Who’s the third one?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    In a time when a lot of children’s media was focused on “eco warriors” and fighting against pollution and stuff, you had a game with an Italian plumber stomping on turtles.

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    • Aielman15@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      a game with an Italian plumber stomping on turtles.

      Perchance.

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      • mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Keep it up, baby

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      • primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Beautiful.

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      • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Why are we saying this?

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  • BirdObserver@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s just making a joke about the game being challenging (he’s only the hero if you win). Game media used to be a lot more playfully antagonistic back when many games weren’t necessarily designed to be won.

    (And while I’m here, that manual has other odd stuff in it that predates Nintendo setting global standards. It has multiple uses of the word “kill”, and it has an “ask your parents” bit about the domino effect).

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• TheDoozer@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I remember a comic where one character says “Why are there so many monsters in this dungeon?!”

  The other says “because they live here.”

  And the first character says “oh. …ooooooohhhh…”

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  One example: the early-80s arcade game Elevator Action, in which you play a secret agent who abseils to the top floor of an enemy building and has to grab secret files and make his way down to a getaway car on the ground floor. Well, that’s how it’s described. In reality, you’re a spree shooter rampaging through an office.

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of 'em was one kinda sombitch or another.

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