Tumblr thread, one user says that archeologists identify human remains by taste. A second user points out that this is not true, bone is identified as not a normal rock by touching it to your tongue and seeing if it sticks. If it does then bone.
Third user shares a poem they wrote: mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone
4th user is an archeologist and is crying laughing with a bunch of other archeologists and they’re going to have shirts made with the poem.
edg@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You can also tell a claystone from a siltstone by rubbing it against your teeth! If it rubs smoothly without friction then it’s a claystone. If it feels abrasive then it’s a siltstone.
jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Better don’t tell your dentist
Plum@lemmy.world 2 days ago
This was a lot of my degree. We licked everything. Still do.
Mouthfeel is an incredible sense. Babies learn what the world is by pushing handfuls of it into their mouths. Texture, taste, angularity, porosity, density, degree of lithificaton… instantly.
ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I would absolutely be on the lick things team. I use my mouth as a tool all the time.
This post sounds incredibly weird.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
I find a stone
But is it clay?
Or is it silt?
I cannot say.
I’ll rub a bit
Just on my tooth,
If tooth falls out
I’ll know the truth.
Maybe you think
My methods strange,
Maybe you think
They cause me pain.
But I’ll keep rocks
All in my fist:
Not odd to me;
I’m geologist.
edg@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oh hell yes ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
When I say silt you say silt
silt
…
fuck
buttmasterflex@piefed.social 2 days ago
You can also differentiate between halite and sylvite using your tongue! Sylvite has a more tingly, “spicier” feeling and taste, whereas halite is simply salt.