Good for meeting your FDA required minimum!

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Where can I buy this? I’m on a mission to turn all of my sperm into plastic so I have an endless supply for my 3d printer whenever I jack off.

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That leads to a future where new babies are essentially printed, and the ink companies all hold the admission keys. Don’t want to pay? No baby for you

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    • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nah I’ll just pirate my offspring like I pirated offsprings music in 2002.

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    • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I told you for the last time I don’t need magenta for my child.

      Why do I have to enter the back door I already entered the back door.

      No! I don’t want a subscription one baby is all I’m having.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i have not given you my pgp key, thus you cannot be gregnant. it must be dave’s baby

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• tidderuuf@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I like that it’s non-GMO

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is it gluten-free?

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• supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It is called Sea Plastic please use the correct industry term or we will have to censor your comments.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I ain’t about to raise no pussy cuck baby, my babies gonna be a real Man.

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just like momma used to make!

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• HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You got some of that good stuff in blue? I’m allergic to the green and taupe colored ones.

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