But Alex, we just met! I'd be lying if I said I wasn't flattered though. Middle America would never understand.

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• jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  What are you doing, step fascist?!?

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Two things:

  • Real quote. Thought this was a shitpost.
  • Why does he look like dollar store Javert?

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Why does he look like dollar store Javert?

    For the same reason why Queen Elizabeth II gradually turned into an angry owl in her later years: some people look more like what they are like as they age.

    That’s also part of the reason why Trump looks like shit 🤷🏻

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  If that’s true, I’ll male sure to leave it unwiped for him.

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  • ClownStatue@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    And eat nothing but beans, broccoli, & cauliflower the day before.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Ugh. I hate broccoli and cauliflower but sometimes sacrifices need to be made, I suppose.

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  They are turning the frogs into ass eaters!

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• Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  “You eat shit for breakfast?!”

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• DinosaurOuijaBoard@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  He’ll be better tomorrow. (He won’t.)

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• Typotyper@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  By that he means he’ll lie and make stuff up, then repeat it endlessly while getting louder

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    It’s the conservative way!

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• Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Stop promoting him, it’s what is intended.

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  It’s too late for him to switch sides. Idgaf if he switches from masculine boosters to feminine boosters, he’s not gonna “hello fellow kids” anybody now.

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• HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Mon mon

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