Texas_Hangover

@Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨egg⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Somebody put their diaphragm in the wrong way this morning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨im frend :(⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean you don’t masturbate for hours, carefully edging before the latest Linux drop?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨im frend :(⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pfft, whatever. I was the loser outcast looooong before all this bullshit connectivity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fluffy Plums⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tit Warbler? Me too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨jobaphobia⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Read up a couple or three comments, and you’ll see the word “mooching.”

  That’s what I was replying to, and as I have very little too mooch, fuck off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨jobaphobia⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro, I have a limited amount of money, and plenty of my own problems. You can figure out your own shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pop it in your calendars⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Same here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck yes! Let 'em try to figure out how to require internet connectivity for lighting shit on fucking FIRE.🔥🖕🏻

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pot Roast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School legend⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We have it, we just dont care.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The bizarre, dismal page you see if you open YouTube without an account.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine looks very similar to that intentionally. I sign in to see my subscribed channels and block the fuck out of all the bullshit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you think the solution to selling progressive politics to young men is ?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Quit trying to make young white men feel guilty for existing. I come from poor white trash. As near as I can tell, my family never benefitted from slavery in any possible way. So fuck you. I dont feel bad about something I didn’t do, no one in my family did, and we aint gonna pay for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna mute this one⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An angle grinder would make short work of those “arm rests.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the #1 most butthurt response you've had on here?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see lemmy inherited some of the pathetic and lame jannie ideals from reddit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it weird I sleep with an old blanket I've had since I was a young girl?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure it will! Pillows incinerate just fine. If the crematorium has some dumbasses rule prohibiting pillows, just have somebody burn it themselves and mix it with your ashes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Half of companies planning to replace customer service with AI are reversing course⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost like those stupid monkey drawings that were “worth money.” Lmao.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would alcohol be as popular if it weren't a beverage?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sissies. 🙄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would alcohol be as popular if it weren't a beverage?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried boofing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No way to turn that crap off? Newest car I’ve ever owned is a 2011, had to rip out Onstar, but that was easy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T-Mobile secretly records iPhone screens and claims it's being helpful.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  *tested.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla Full-Self Driving Veers Off Road, Hits Tree, and Flips Car for No Obvious Reason (No Serious Injuries, but Scary)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are those the ones that you can completely immobilize with a traffic cone?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m glad connect blocks that annoying crap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google's AI now listens to your English language phone conversations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I just looked up OP12R. Looks cool but comes with android. Are you using a different OS?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Could Be the Most Effective Tool for Dismantling Democracy Ever Invented⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Whar a stupid

  Yep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I give 'em the old “caring for a sick or dying family member.” Look sad that they brought it up. That usually shuts them up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you win the argument?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Players Have Too Many Options to Spend $80 on a Video Game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I did take a pretty circuitous route… Kept getting distracted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Players Have Too Many Options to Spend $80 on a Video Game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Finish? It took me 80 hours to find my fucking dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Players Have Too Many Options to Spend $80 on a Video Game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  KCD2 Is pretty damn amazing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poop Drones Are Keeping Sewers Running So Humans Don't Have to⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or you could read the article. Wheels ain’t gonna work down there bro.