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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What pox have you brought to this accursed land?

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A gas?

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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My first instinct was to hate you for this.

  Then I realized I could send it to so many people, and I became the monster I feared most.

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• Lycaon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What a horrible day to have eyes.

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I do have two paid services that may be able to help.

    The first is $5 for Eyebleach or $15 for removal of the eyes. You’d be surprised at how many go for the first one.

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    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How much to have my eyes scooped out with a melon baller?

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s called shitpost not cursedpost

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I apologize for precisely nothing.

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• synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh we’re getting weird around here? Coool

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• BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  See, why can’t @Mickey7@lemmy.world post good shit like this

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• PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  ☹️

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• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Somehow the grainy bj pov pic is the most disturbing.

  Feels like I’m the cellar in silence of the lambs

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It puts the water down it’s throat skin…

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• Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thanks I hate it

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• cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bruh, It’s not even 8 AM for me yet, I’m still sipping my coffee!

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Then drink, my son

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• maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s really not so bad when you realise it’s just a prop, an idea and some filter.

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And a promise.

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And a hole

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• krashmo@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is that a pocket… mouth?!

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you have large pockets, I suppose.

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