Banananananananana

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• Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Please do not the slugs.

  Parasites! Death!

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    how else does one become secretary of health tho

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    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      You have to be a parasite for that, not have a parasite.

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    • Whats_a_lemmy@ponder.cat ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Roadkill

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Don’t what the slugs?

    Eat? Fondle? Give words of encouragement?

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Fuck. It’s always fuck.

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• zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  It’s not ripe yet. Sure, the green is gone, but the brown spots haven’t started to show up yet.

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Gross! Everyone knows bananananananananas are best when there’s still a bit of green.

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  • variants_of_concern@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Needs more spiders

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Their flavour is probably based on the Gros Michel variety of bananas, which was mostly wiped out by a blight in the 1950s. Most bananas these days are the Cavendish variety, which doesn’t taste the same.

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• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Are these the ones that produce epic levels of mucus as defense? I saw a video once of a frog try to eat one of those and it eventually gave up after its mouth was so full of mucus it couldn’t swallow

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  • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    it was a snake, the slime from the slug clogged the snakes mouth.

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  • flora_explora@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    The older, nicer version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYbWjJsLymE

    The newer, more extreme version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=COOxP3_HFcM

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• samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Fiat Slug!

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• FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Banana slug mucus makes your tongue go numb, and they aren’t half bad when cooked/cleaned properly! (I went to a living history camp as a kid)

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• lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Banana [slug] for scale.

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• sixty@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Mmm now i got rat lungworm 😋

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• Lussy@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  So there was actually a hint of banana?

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Sludge Life reference

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• synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Needs salt

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• Bort@hilariouschaos.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Enjoy your rat lungworm :)

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