Comment on A fair punishment for the obscene hoarding of wealth
kautau@lemmy.world 3 days agoWe are experiencing higher than normal call volumes and hold times. Your call is important to us and will be answered in the order in which it was received
crandlecan@mander.xyz 3 days ago
Can I get some music while I wait?? 🧐
kautau@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Turns out Nickelback went to hell and they have to continuously perform for eternity to operate hell’s hold music, so, you can listen to something while you wait. If you hit 2 you get Jessica Black’s Friday on repeat but you can’t go back, so choose carefully
crandlecan@mander.xyz 3 days ago
adding another suggestion to the list
Exusia@lemmy.world 3 days ago
A poorly ripped, low quality mp3 that sounds vaguely like a song you heard once in some kind of office elevator plays, that is 23 seconds long, but is looped for a 30 second timer, then theres an unnaturally long pause before the “your call is important to us” message plays, completing a 1 minute time cycle.
The music starts again.
crandlecan@mander.xyz 3 days ago
You, sir, (or madam) deserve a drafty spot in hell
Exusia@lemmy.world 3 days ago
No, the company that played this, that I remember such an exact shitty hold, does. I wish I could remember the name of the company too - I hate them so much for this.