Dirty slut for water

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• ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yeah it’s called being parched and the water in that moment will taste like nectar from the gods.

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The person you love can taste like this too. It’s arresting

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah but you need to filter all the gross proteins and stuff out.

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    • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Do NOT vore your partner >:(

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• GoodMonson@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yeah, but only on special occasions.

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• phar@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Reading that was painful

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• CabbageRelish@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  With hard cycling it’s basically standard? Squeeze water bottles with dirty tips and you get to hydrate and cool.

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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I remember a point right after gay was a generic derisive (e.g. That’s so gay! = That sucks! ) for a short while I’m gay for meant I like this so much I’d be willing to do sexual favors to get it (e.g. I’m gay for mineral water right now )

  Similarly when we talk about architecture porn we mean stuff that would excite people really into architecture. In some places, we still see it. ( _Gun porn, food porn, grammar porn, etc.)

  It’d be awesome if we generalized sluttiness the same way.

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  • vaionko@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But nobody is gay for Hans Moleman :(

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• Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Level up and try it with beer.

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  • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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  • NielsBohron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I truly am a dirty slut for beer.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Vodka for the truly degenerate.

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My beard catches everything that runs or falls down while I’m trying to ingest it.

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  • Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yay, a personal humidifier with seasonal aromas

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• TimboSlice@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Daily

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Many a slip twixt a cup and a lip! 😘

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