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• jade52@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I always wait a minute or two until the doordasher leaves the bag and goes back down the elevator. Then reach my Gollum arm out and grab the bag of food that’s technically 3 servings but really all for my high ass.

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The only way that shit is cost effective is to get multiple meals worth and eating the leftovers for a few days.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Then just shop and cook. Cooking while high is amazing

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why would you hurt me like this?

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• Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fuck Amazon. Corporate scum

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• phorq@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ocassionally they’ll deliver to the wrong doorstep so they’ll see a lot of confused staring followed by wandering around looking at their doorsteps wondering how to not make it look like I’m a thief

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  • rkcurio@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    until someone is fr stealing your package xdd

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    • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You’re better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth

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  • Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    PUT ON TEETH?!

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      look a mr two tooth spuckler here

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have answer my door in PJs, without a bra, more times than I want to admit.

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    • MellowYellow13@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh no, without a bra, the borror!

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• zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is too accurate, but Golem probably looks happier then I do.

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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  💯

  Full Goblin Mode.

  In my defense, either I dress, or I turn out all the lights at night so no-one has to see my undressed form, except as a shadow.

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• jbk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  !femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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• boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Me except not Amazon.

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• lefixxx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  www.reddit.com/r/doordashgremlin/

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  • rkcurio@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    xddd for

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