[OC] Hank Hill Catches Up on Pokémon

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• Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Arceus is the real god Pokemon.

  Rayquaza is just protector of the earth.

  It fights alien Pokemon Deoxys and calms down Kyogre (creator and protector of the sea) and Groudon (protector and creator of the Land).

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  • s@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Arceus is a capital G god. Any “one-of-a-kind” Pokémon representing an in-universe element or force could pass as a lowercase g god.

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    • Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yess, thank you! I corrected it in my comment! 🫶🏻🤘🏻

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    • Natanael@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Mew and Ditto are both demigods then

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rayquaza is the Kirby of Pokemon

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Does Rayquaza have the slap of death of Kirbo?

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They’re all deities, Arceus is just on a higher level

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One of them is a lawnmower.

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  • mitch@piefed.mitch.science ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hank, suddenly intrigued: "Wait, there's a 'grass type' Pokemon?"

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I don’t mind the lawnmower cause it’s a poltergeist possessing various electronics. That’s a pretty cool concept, even though I don’t care for the designs themselves.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      wait, could that poltergeist possess… a propane grill?

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  • TheRealKuni@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well sort of. But yeah.

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    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I mean… Sort of? pokemondb.net/pokedex/rotom#%3A~%3Atext=Rotom+has…

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  • Zoomboingding@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    We have pokemon for a keyring, stonehenge, soccer players, and garbage!

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I tell you hwat!”

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  • mitch@piefed.mitch.science ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bobby: "Dad, everybody knows they can't catch Rayquazza... it entices ."

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe it’s just nostalgia (even though I was already playing videogames when Pokémon R/B came out on GB), but 3rd generation Pokémon was really the best one. Creative and fun without being too wacky. Also, Gardevoir. 🤷😅

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Also, Gardevoir. 🤷😅

    more like 😫😖😩🍆💦💦💦💦💦

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• MimicJar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Meanwhile, Bobby’s outside playing in the tall grass pretending to be a Rattata.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can absolutely see Bobby as the comfy shorts kid.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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    • mitch@piefed.mitch.science ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      POV: you are the first Zubat that a player using gameshark sees

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• Zoomboingding@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That “new” Pokemon debuted 24 years ago

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  • mitch@piefed.mitch.science ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hank Hill recognizes 152 Pokémon total. The first 151, and then Stunfisk.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      SUNFISK BWAAAAA

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  • capuccino@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    you right, kids can afford catch new gods

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• FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “It’s pronounced Arcanine, dad.”

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “dee-ad.”

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    • mitch@piefed.mitch.science ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Hank: “Bobby, when I was little, we had 151 Pokémon, and that was plenty! We didn’t even have confirmation that Mew existed until maybe a decade later, and we were all so happy that we threw a party! Remember, Boomhauer?”

      Boomhauer: “Well I tell ya what man igottagetyaonthepokemonromhacksbecausebackthentheydidntknowgaddumnallaboutjapaneseso (chuckling) theyjustchangedthejapanesecharacterstoenglishones man andnobodycaredtheydjustsitthereonno$gbandmakeuppokemonnameslike ‘turt’ or ‘hors’ andwe’dalljustlikestumblethroughthebarelytranslatedgames tryingtofigureoutwhattodoman it was a joy to be included”

      Hank: “Yeah.”

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